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1. HAIR (BIG & POOFY)
2. HAIR (RELAXED & TOUSLED)
3. HAIR (STRAIGHTENED &
SPRAYED)
4. BARELY PERCEPTIBLE
DUSTING OF MAKEUP
5. ELEGANT CASHMERE
TURTLENECK, SMARTLY
PAIRED WITH THE JACKET
MARY POPPINS WAS BURIED
IN
6. CHIC FRINGED & BEADED
DRESS WHICH THAT CAROL CHANNING IMPERSON-
ATOR WAS JUST GOING TO THROW OUT ANYWAYS
7. EXQUISITE SILK BLOUSE THAT ACCIDENTALLY GOT
PUT IN THE WASH WITH THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY’S BUS
8. WATERPROOF RAIN HAT FOR RAINSTORMS,
HURRICANES, AND THE AFTER-PARTY AT MURPHY’S
9. HANDSTICHED ITALIAN SUIT, IN THE SENSE THAT
SHE MADE IT OUT OF AN OLD TABLECLOTH FROM
LUIGI’S
10. BOOTS THAT’LL TOTALLY BE IN STYLE IF THEY EVER
MAKE JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS II
11. SPECIAL TUMMY-FLATTENING UNDERGARMENT
WITH ELASTIC CONTROL PANELS TO SLIM THIGHS AND
HIPS WHILE MAKING BOTTOM LOOK ROUNDED AND
PERT... OH, WAIT, SORRY - THAT’S FRISKO’S.
12. EITHER A BLACK LEATHER MINISKIRT OR AN OLD
BARBEQUE COVER. EITHER WAY, IT WAS ONLY $2 AT
VALUE VILLAGE! SCORE!
13. TIGHT WHITE STRETCH PANTS, WHICH SHE CAN’T
WEAR TOO LONG OR THEY’LL START TO CHAFE HER
DOPPLER
14. ANKLE-LENGTH WRAPAROUD SKIRT, TO HIDE FACT
SHE’S PIGGY-BACKING ON A MIDGET
15. PAIR OF JOCKEY SHORTS JACQUES MARTIN LEFT
AT HER PLACE
16. FEZ
17. DISCO ROLLER SKATES
18. CUNNING PAPERBOY DISGUISE, ENABLING HER TO
GET A SNEAK READ OF WHAT THE COMPETITION’S
WEATHER IS GOING TO BE
19. BOX OF BAKING SODA TO TRY AND GET THE
PASTRAMI-AND-AQUA-VELVA STINK OUT OF PETER
COADE’S OLD LOCKER
20. “SEXY JEDI”
21. “CINDY WAS RIGHT” UMBRELLA
22. “CINDY WAS EXTREME RIGHT” GIFT EDITION OF THE
PROTOCOLS OF THE LEARNED ELDERS OF ZION (NO
LONGER AVAILABLE)
23. FURRY HEAD ALLAN ROWE KEPT ASKING HER TO
WEAR BACK AT GLOBAL
24. T-SHIRT SHE’S BEEN ADVISED TO STOP WEARING
ON-AIR
25. RUFFLED WHITE COTTON POET’S SHIRT CONCEAL-
ING HALF-FORMED SIAMESE TWIN MINDY DAY, WHO
REALLY GOT THE METEOROLOGY DEGREE
26. CYCLONE SAM THE WEATHER ANACONDA FROM
HER OLD STAGE ACT
27. DEVO HAT
28. SPECIAL TUNIC SHE WEARS TO CONVINCE
SUPERSTITIOUS RURAL VIEWERS SHE IS CINDRISHU,
ALL-POWERFUL GOD OF WEATHER
29. ABE LINCOLN BEARD
30. COSTUME FOR REHEARSALS OF HER WEATHER-
THEMED COMMUNITY-THEATRE PRODUCTION OF
GODSPELL 2: IT’S RAINING SONS OF MEN
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