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i I as i ct r to; it BnI I I m '- With 201 Off All Boot * Ankle Lengths to Thigh Hi's in Glow Leathers & Suede 134 Main Street (Harbor Sq. Mall) Port Jefferson, N.Y. Cruises * Steamship Tickets Convention & Group Travel tkr 98 C(Pk;N / LJAY5 I,\,dbE dolvn Whom Brook & Surounin Aream for over 25 Yeam UNDER NEW "ANAGEMENT Airline Tickets Package Tours . . Senior Citizen Travel . . Student Travel Ir - - - `- -N--S-- - - --- [ ~ STONY BROOK ff n I Three Village Travel Service g) I - . IFuliv Annointed Aaencv) tI * GOOD FOR $2.50 TOWARD * I PRICE OF ONE PASSPORT I OR L.D. PHOTO I orsity Shopping Square Rt. A 25A Stony Brook (Opp. Stony Brook RR Station) 751-0566' MAJOR CREDIT CARDS - I Out of the mouths : * * * Ms. B. had put five-year-old Sarah aboard the bus at the stroke of 9 am and watched tearfully as the yellow monster gobbled her up and whisked her off for the first day of school. Upon arriving home, however, Mrs. B got a call from school. Sara hadn't arrived in class. Frantic, mom headed for the school. She and the authorities searched the halls, the lavatories - everywhere they could think of. Finally, there was Sarah joyously skipping down the hall, humming a merry tune. "What happened to you? " asked mom quaking with worry. "It's alright, Mommy. I just losted myself a little bit," reassured Sarah, patting Mrs. B's trembling hand. Mark G. was only in the first grade, but he already knew what he liked and.disliked - and two of the things he hated most were short hair and school - in that order. But there he was - at his desk sporting a newly cropped, very short head of hair. How could things get any worse? They could and did. "I see you got a new haircut," smiled the teacher. E - Mark, being the strong silent type, said nothing, but upon arrival home, he informed his parents that he had made a decision - one that would take care of both his dislikes and affect his future. - "I'm quitting school," said the six-year-old with an air of authority, vowing to get a job. . Mrs. D. was teaching letter sounds to her first graders. This particular day, the sound was that made by the letter combination of "BR." Trying to think of the perfect word that every child would know, the teacher asked, "This is someone who walks down an aisle." No response. "This is someone who walks down an aisle, and wears white," she added. I This time a sea of waving hands appeared before her. She called on Kevin. 'Bregnant," he proudly blurted out! *---------------- It was nap time and all the children had put their heads down on their folded arms atop the desk. Peering from below his crooked elbow, Johnny H. looked through his folded arms back to the floor below his friend's desk behind him. There, on the floor, -was a puddle - a product of a youthful lack of control. Afraid the teacher would think he had had the fateful accident, Johnny contemplated what to do. He had to act fast. The waters were slowling flowing in his s direction and would soon be under his desk. He stood, raised his hand and cleared his throat. "'You'd better get back here pretty quick teacher," he said, with as much authority as he could muster. "We have a problem and it's going to rot through the ties any minute." r I.
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