A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth
A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth
A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth
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TIMOTHY:<br />
BRUCE:<br />
TIMOTHY:<br />
BRUCE:<br />
time, that’s why I’m <strong>of</strong>f school mostly. Can’t tell<br />
school that though, they worry that I’m too spoilt,<br />
that the travelling will make me realise what a pile<br />
<strong>of</strong> wank education is innit.<br />
Yeah, school is...wank. Innit.<br />
BRUCE smiles at TIMOTHY trying to mimic him.<br />
So, same place next break?<br />
Nah mate, no can do, got art next period.<br />
Huh?<br />
TIMOTHY:<br />
BRUCE:<br />
Have u seen Miss Johnson? New art teacher?<br />
No, I’m in set 5, we just get Mrs Gunn, the one with<br />
the massive bottom and huge boobies that shouts a<br />
lot.<br />
Ah mate! That’s probably why then; set 5 don’t get<br />
hotties. You wanna get yourself up to set 4, she’s<br />
fucking unbelievable. I’ve never seen an ass that is<br />
so perfectly rounded...<br />
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