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A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth

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TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

time, that’s why I’m <strong>of</strong>f school mostly. Can’t tell<br />

school that though, they worry that I’m too spoilt,<br />

that the travelling will make me realise what a pile<br />

<strong>of</strong> wank education is innit.<br />

Yeah, school is...wank. Innit.<br />

BRUCE smiles at TIMOTHY trying to mimic him.<br />

So, same place next break?<br />

Nah mate, no can do, got art next period.<br />

Huh?<br />

TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

Have u seen Miss Johnson? New art teacher?<br />

No, I’m in set 5, we just get Mrs Gunn, the one with<br />

the massive bottom and huge boobies that shouts a<br />

lot.<br />

Ah mate! That’s probably why then; set 5 don’t get<br />

hotties. You wanna get yourself up to set 4, she’s<br />

fucking unbelievable. I’ve never seen an ass that is<br />

so perfectly rounded...<br />

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