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A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth

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BRUCE:<br />

TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

Where the fuck did you come from?<br />

You were! You were kissing a teacher!<br />

You fucking stalking me now? Dunno where you were,<br />

but I fucking wish I was kissing that beaut, yeah, I<br />

was fucking snogging her face <strong>of</strong>f during my wank last<br />

night.<br />

MITCHELL:<br />

No! You were just kissing her!<br />

BRUCE turns on TIMOTHY.<br />

I just told you, you don’t know what you’re talking<br />

about. Alright? Now either shut the fuck up and come<br />

for a fag or fuck <strong>of</strong>f.<br />

BRUCE turns away and continues walking, smiling<br />

to himself. Upon arriving at "BRUCE’s house"<br />

MITCHELL comes out <strong>of</strong> the door. He wears<br />

tracksuit bottoms and a t-shirt with a large<br />

animal picture on it, e.g. a rottweiler or wolf.<br />

Where the fuck have you been?<br />

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