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A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth

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ANNE:<br />

TIMOTHY:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

ANNE:<br />

BRUCE:<br />

or a rack that...<br />

(Mimes with hands.)<br />

ANNE ENTERS<br />

Boys. Are the bikes OK?<br />

Fine, perfect, erm, just checking none had been<br />

stolen.<br />

Is it me, Miss, or can you smell smoke? Fucking<br />

disgusting habit if you ask me, we smelt it and came<br />

to check it out, nice like that, us two. If anything<br />

we should get like ’star <strong>of</strong> the week’ or summink?<br />

Laughs and exits.<br />

BRUCE AND TIMOTHY enter classroom through<br />

stage-right door. SKY is bent over the desk<br />

slightly.<br />

Fuck me. Please. Oh my god, I think I’m gonna blow.<br />

Is that not just the ripest arse you have ever seen?<br />

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