A Writer's Wonderland [PDF] - University of Portsmouth
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with a door right at the end, which sits three-feet shorter than the rest <strong>of</strong> the doors in the<br />
hallway. Actually, perhaps the door is <strong>of</strong> a normal size, but because it is so far away, it appears<br />
to be smaller? Just like when you hold your fingers up to a person in the distance and pinch<br />
them between your fingers, because it’s wonderfully easy to squash someone when they’re only<br />
two centimeters tall.<br />
I have fluctuated away from the point; Beauty progresses down a corridor that clasps<br />
her by the shoulders, and with a little effort she maneuvers herself onto her knees when the<br />
ceiling begins to disrupt the buoyancy <strong>of</strong> her hairstyle. It is lucky that she is a rather archetypal,<br />
skinny heroine, because if I were to break tradition and give her some baby-weight, she would<br />
never have been able to fit down the hallway that leads to the door, which I have just<br />
remembered was not a door, but rather a dog-flap.<br />
Beauty pushes the dog-flap ajar with one beautifully preened hand to find a mutt sat<br />
squarely in front <strong>of</strong> her, gnawing tenderly at some brownish-red substance on its forepaw;<br />
presumably some exotic type <strong>of</strong> dog food. Who knows what these privileged people put into<br />
their pet’s food?<br />
As Beauty gazes into the eyes <strong>of</strong> the dog, she is filled with motherly tenderness, because<br />
she is generally very lovely. However, the dog stares back at her with a ‘Don’t-fuck-with-me’<br />
sort <strong>of</strong> expression. Oh, excuse my vulgarity; stories like this aren’t supposed to have bad words<br />
in them, are they? I’m very sorry.<br />
As Beauty’s eyes widen like those <strong>of</strong> a squirrel caught in the path <strong>of</strong> a predator, the dog’s<br />
lips twitch. Beauty, who opens her front door every morning to find floods <strong>of</strong> cats and birds<br />
singing together in harmony, begging for milk and freshly baked cookies, knows that all this dog<br />
wants is to be cuddled and fussed, so she coos to it and smiles with a set <strong>of</strong> teeth so beautifully<br />
white that she can provide three hundred homes with year-round lighting. Not only is she<br />
beautiful, but she’s energy efficient. However, her expression drops and nerves wrench at her<br />
stomach as the dog raises its upper lip into a trembling snarl, exposing its yellowing teeth.<br />
As the dog’s grumbling begins to ripple out into its cheeks and lips, Beauty moves with<br />
haste back towards the door, and it is not until she is squashed into an awkward stance between<br />
two pressing walls that she recalls the narrowness <strong>of</strong> the hallway that holds her like a leash. It is<br />
at this point that the dog takes motion, bounding forward with, we wrongly assume, the purpose<br />
<strong>of</strong> protecting its home, and as it lunges for her, she has no means for escape.<br />
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