DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott

DON JUAN: You see Leporello! It all works out perfectly.
Now you will go to the merchants and purchase
ingredients to feast the local peasants when they arrive.
LEPORELLO: And what am I supposed to use for money?
DON JUAN PULLS A MONEY BAG OUT FROM HIS POCKET.
DON JUAN: Let us see if her Saintliness has furnished us
with the currency of this wretched place.
HE PULLS OUT A CREDIT CARD FROM THE PURSE AND
EXAMINES IT, RATHER MYSTIFIED.
DON JUAN: How strange. It claims to be both gold and
card and yet it is made of neither.
HE PULLS OUT ANOTHER.
Ah ha! A clue! You must seek out the Club of Tesco where,
no doubt, all will become clear. I shall remain here and
contemplate our next move. Don’t make too much noise
on your return Leporello, I may be resting my eyes.
LEPORELLO: Well you make sure you contemplate very
hard. I’ve got three florins riding on this.
DON JUAN: Fear not, Don Juan will put his brain to work.
LEPORELLO: Now don’t forget it’s located under your hat
and not in your trousers.
AS LEPORELLO EXITS HE IS MET BY A GROUP OF
SYLVIA’S GRANDCHILDREN.
ONE OF THE KIDS: S’cuse me mister. Have you seen our
gran?
LEPORELLO: (INDICATING DON JUAN) Ask the boss over
there.
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