DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
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<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Men call me Don Juan, Women call me their<br />
gift from heaven – what do they call you?<br />
COLIN: Colin usually. Mr... Juan, Don, I’m afraid we’re<br />
going to need something a little more concrete.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: (MISUNDERSTANDING) From Crete?<br />
COLIN: No, concrete. A firm undertaking.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: I have taken many firm women in Crete.<br />
COLIN: (GETTING IRRITATED) What are you planning to<br />
do here?<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: My plan is simple. I shall fill the place with the<br />
beautiful women of <strong>Kingston</strong>, and then men will come. I<br />
especially will come lots.<br />
COLIN: Yes, well I’m afraid you’ll find <strong>Kingston</strong> ladies<br />
rather wilful. I wouldn’t base too many hopes on them<br />
doing what you expect.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: But my dear fellow, do I detect a heavy heart?<br />
Can it be that romance has been an infrequent visitor of<br />
late?<br />
COLIN: My girlfriend and I are very happy thank you very<br />
much. Now, about paying back this loan –<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: And yet I see in your eyes a yearning, a<br />
yearning for more.<br />
COLIN: Well, she and I are both very busy. Modern<br />
upwardly mobile career people, you know?<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Does she thrill you?<br />
COLIN: Well... she has done. She surprised me once at a<br />
conference in the Moat House, Nottingham. When I got<br />
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