DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott

COLIN: I don’t know what else I can do. I’ll just have to
wait until she calms down. I’ll sign up for a ten year
transfer to our Swindon branch while I’m waiting.
LEPORELLO: You’ve got to put up a fight. Don’t make it
too easy for him.
COLIN: Who?
LEPORELLO: The Don.
COLIN: What’s he got to do with it?
RAQUEL: He reckons he’s in love with her. ‘been
bombarding her with cheesy love songs ever since he
clapped eyes on her.
COLIN: Oh well that’s it then, isn’t it? I don’t stand a
chance in hell of getting her back.
RAQUEL: Not necessarily.
LEPORELLO: Don’t say that.
COLIN: Oh come of it. He’s handsome, he’s got class,
style, flare. I’m just a grey little small business adviser,
(POINTEDLY, FOR RAQUEL’S BENEFIT) Who’s cheated on
her.
LEPORELLO: You’ve got plenty to offer her.
COLIN: Like what?
RAQUEL: Well for a start a lot of the girls at work fancy
you.
COLIN: (SARCASTICALLY) Terrific, well I’ll never be short
of someone to lend me their stapler.
RAQUEL: And I’ve noticed you’re very good at..
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