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DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott

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HE TAKES THE PLATE OF CHOCOLATES AND HEADS FOR<br />

THE DOOR.<br />

– How well I know their ways. Come, do not be afraid<br />

ladies, Don Juan will be your escort.<br />

SYLVIA: If you’re sure Senor?<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Courage ladies. Have a chocy. (TO THE KIDS)<br />

Kids, bring the minstrel machine.<br />

SYLVIA: Then home to bed.<br />

KIDS GROAN AS THEY EXIT, CARRYING THE KAROKE<br />

MACHINE, WITH <strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong> AND THE WI LADIES.<br />

LEPORELLO STACKS THE CHAIRS ON THE TABLE THEN<br />

MOVES THEM ASIDE TO SWEEP AS HE EXPERIMENTS<br />

SINGING “HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY”<br />

AFTER A MOMENT DIANE, A YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE BUT<br />

RUTHLESSLY EFFICIENT COUNCIL OFFICIAL ENTERS.<br />

DIANE: Are you open?<br />

LEPORELLO: Well to be honest love, there’s not much<br />

grub left, but I could do you a Spanish omelette if you’re<br />

desperate.<br />

DIANE: I just saw a large group of people leaving here. I<br />

hope they weren’t paying customers.<br />

LEPORELLO: Well, no they weren’t but… What’s it to you?<br />

DIANE: I’m Diane Drake from the council licensing<br />

department. Are you in charge?<br />

LEPORELLO: Well, I usually just look after the horses.<br />

DIANE: Live stock. You’re keeping live stock here!<br />

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