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DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott

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Spanish nobleman was going to try and make a go of this<br />

wine bar we were surprised. Of course we’re no stranger<br />

to the aristocracy here in the Royal Borough of <strong>Kingston</strong>.<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Who are you?<br />

SYLVIA: Sylvia Chesterton from the estate agents. I’m<br />

retired now really but I help out part time. I like to<br />

welcome the new tenants to their premises. It’s exciting<br />

starting up a new business isn’t it? Such a time of hope I<br />

always think, new horizons. What are you planning for this<br />

place? Tapas is it? I love Tapas. Me and my Ernie, we’re<br />

regulars in the Costas. I must say you don’t sound very<br />

Spanish.<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: I don’t do I? This must all be part of the<br />

Saints plan for me.<br />

SYLVIA SMILES UNDERSTANDINGLY AND CROSSES<br />

HERSELF.<br />

And these clothes.<br />

SYLVIA: Very natty, I like a young man who takes a pride<br />

in his appearance. Of course you’ve got all those designer<br />

shops in the Bentalls Centre now. Not like when I was<br />

young.<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Beauteous lady –<br />

SYLVIA: Oh my word.<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: You must forgive the ignorance of a stranger.<br />

Please help me to understand what on earth is going on<br />

here in –<br />

SYLVIA: <strong>Kingston</strong> upon Thames.<br />

<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Exactly so.<br />

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