DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott

DIANE: Look I don’t want to be an ogre. If I move some
meetings around I think I could actually drop by on
Thursday afternoon. How would that suit you?
LEPORELLO: I’ll tell the master.
DIANE: Well, here’s my card, let me know. Shall I put the
closed sign up on my way out? I’m sure I don’t have to
tell you that the consequences of opening without a
license can be very severe. (SHE STARTS TO LEAVE)
Looking forward to working with you. Kingston could do
with a nice Spanish restaurant. Good night.
SHE EXITS
LEPORELLO: Oh no, what are we going to do? How are we
going to satisfy St. Delores by Saturday if we can’t even
open the place?
BLACKOUT ON HIM.
Scene Two
IN THE DARKNESS WE HEAR SOME MODERN YOUNG
WOMEN SINGING A FEW LINES OF MADONNA’S “LIKE A
VIRGIN”
WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP DON JUAN AND THE WI
LADIES ARE STOOD IN THE SPACE AS IF THEY WERE
OUTSIDE THE TOWN CENTRE NIGHTCLUBS. THE
KARAOKE MACHINE IS WITH THEM.
DON JUAN: Ah your market square resounds to the sweet
sound of local virgins making merry.
SYLVIA: When I was young we might get a little tipsy on
special occasions but no one threw up over the coronation
stone.
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