DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
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LEPORELLO: And tasted my homemade nipples.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Soon this place will be packed with couples<br />
gazing adoringly at each other; it will be a roaring success<br />
we shall be back in Spain in no time.<br />
LEPORELLO BEGINS TO LOAD THE TABLE SETTINGS<br />
ONTO A TRAY<br />
LEPORELLO: Hold on a minute, we’ve only had one<br />
customer yet. And I don’t see nobody else beating down<br />
the door to get in.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: I, Don Juan, will have the place packed to the<br />
rafters’. Wait until my messengers spread the word.<br />
LEPORELLO: Messengers?<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Indeed. I shall call upon the women of<br />
<strong>Kingston</strong> to help our enterprise.<br />
LEPORELLO: (WEARY) Oh yeah, I forgot your sick making<br />
ability to get women to do what you want.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: I shall move amongst them, cultivate them,<br />
delight and engage them. I cannot fail, though I enter the<br />
fray armed only with my looks, charm, a plate of<br />
confectionary and the cat-ee-chokie machine.<br />
LEPORELLO: Oh no.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: What is the matter?<br />
LEPORELLO: Here we go again. What always happens<br />
when you get mixed up with women?<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Ecstasy?<br />
LEPORELLO: Trouble.<br />
SYLVIA ARRIVES WITH SOME OF HER WI FRIENDS.<br />
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