DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
DON JUAN: Kingston - Phil Willmott
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GOVENOR GENERAL’S VOICE: Surrender you Cur!<br />
Resistance is useless. This tomb is surrounded by a<br />
hundred of my men, formidable weapons at the ready.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: Thank you for the warning General. Actually,<br />
your lovely wife tells me your weapon isn’t that<br />
formidable.<br />
GOVENOR GENERAL’S VOICE: (A CRY OF RAGE FROM<br />
OUTSIDE) Ahhhhh!<br />
LEPORELLO: Now, that’s not really going to help is it<br />
master? (TO THE GENERAL) It was all a terrible<br />
misunderstanding General. When you burst in my Lord<br />
was simply teaching the lady the fashionable new dance<br />
everyone’s doing at court.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: (TO LEPORELLO) I was sucking her toes.<br />
GOVENOR GENERAL’S VOICE: He was sucking her toes!<br />
LEPORELLO: Well, isn’t that kind – he didn’t want her<br />
getting blisters from the dancing shoes.<br />
GOVENOR GENERAL’S VOICE: You have two minutes to<br />
give yourself up or we burst in and run you through with a<br />
hundred steel blades.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: This is a holy place. Would you dare stir its<br />
calm serenity with your frenzied passions -<br />
LEPORELLO: Good point.<br />
<strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>: - In the way that my passions stir your<br />
beautiful wife.<br />
GOVENOR GENERAL’S VOICE: (RAGE) Ahhhhh!<br />
LEPORELLO: (TO <strong>DON</strong> <strong>JUAN</strong>) What is the matter with you!<br />
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