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Victor Hugo - The Man Who Laughs - Cosmopolitan University 2

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letter was couched in the following terms:--<br />

"MADAM,--<strong>The</strong> arrangement will suit me just as well. I can have Lord<br />

David for my lover.--(Signed) JOSIANA."<br />

This note, whether a true copy or a forgery, was received by all with<br />

the greatest enthusiasm. A young lord, Charles Okehampton, Baron Mohun,<br />

who belonged to the wigless faction, read and re-read it with delight.<br />

Lewis de Duras, Earl of Faversham, an Englishman with a Frenchman's wit,<br />

looked at Mohun and smiled.<br />

"That is a woman I should like to marry!" exclaimed Lord Mohun.<br />

<strong>The</strong> lords around them overheard the following dialogue between Duras and<br />

Mohun:--<br />

"Marry the Duchess Josiana, Lord Mohun!"<br />

"Why not?"<br />

"Plague take it."<br />

"She would make one very happy."<br />

"She would make many very happy."<br />

"But is it not always a question of many?"<br />

"Lord Mohun, you are right. With regard to women, we have always the<br />

leavings of others. Has any one ever had a beginning?"<br />

"Adam, perhaps."<br />

"Not he."<br />

"<strong>The</strong>n Satan."<br />

"My dear lord," concluded Lewis de Duras, "Adam only lent his name. Poor<br />

dupe! He endorsed the human race. <strong>Man</strong> was begotten on the woman by the<br />

devil."<br />

Hugh Cholmondeley, Earl of Cholmondeley, strong in points of law, was<br />

asked from the bishops' benches by Nathaniel Crew, who was doubly a<br />

peer, being a temporal peer, as Baron Crew, and a spiritual peer, as<br />

Bishop of Durham.<br />

"Is it possible?" said Crew.<br />

"Is it regular?" said Cholmondeley.<br />

"<strong>The</strong> investiture of this peer was made outside the House," replied the<br />

bishop; "but it is stated that there are precedents for it."<br />

"Yes. Lord Beauchamp, under Richard II.; Lord Chenay, under Elizabeth:<br />

and Lord Broghill, under Cromwell."<br />

"Cromwell goes for nothing."

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