november-2011
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november-2011
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AMALFI COAST, ITALY<br />
most famous road in the country,<br />
I was the most Italian person this<br />
side of Berlusconi. Of course, it<br />
couldn’t last. I took off my shirt,<br />
thus regrettably exposing myself<br />
immediately as an Irish tourist in a<br />
hire car. But hey, it was 30 degrees!<br />
The Amalfi Coast road has more<br />
twists than Rapunzel’s plaits. And<br />
with Giulia’s lack of power steering<br />
or brakes it was taking my full<br />
concentration and strength to keep<br />
us on that road. Although driving<br />
the Amalfi Coast regularly features<br />
on lists of the best things to do<br />
before you die, I discovered that<br />
you can either look at the scenery,<br />
or you can drive. You can’t do both.<br />
50 Thomas Cook Travel<br />
Well, you can, but only if you want<br />
driving the Amalfi coast to be the<br />
final thing you do before you die,<br />
rather than one of the things you<br />
do before you die.<br />
It is a monumentally stupid<br />
place for a road or a construction<br />
of any kind. The men who first<br />
settled a 50km stretch of sheer<br />
rock sliding into the sea set new<br />
standards of belligerence. The road<br />
is quite literally carved out of the<br />
jagged mountainside, and snakes<br />
along halfway up betwixt sea and<br />
sky. There are few places to stop,<br />
more bends than a David Beckham<br />
free-kick session, and to be quite<br />
honest it’s not the most relaxing of<br />
Left: an icy Italian treat. She wears swimsuit from Sumarie.<br />
Above and opposite: the beach at Positano.<br />
journeys. Giulia didn’t like it, and<br />
at one stage farted in protest as<br />
I gave her too much gas with the<br />
clutch still engaged.<br />
Positano is a special place, and<br />
one of the highlights of the Amalfi<br />
Coast. Like all of the towns along<br />
the famous stretch of coastline it’s<br />
well below the road and almost<br />
completely devoid of parking<br />
spaces, so my advice is to drive the<br />
road and tick that box, and then<br />
return by boat to visit the town<br />
properly. Above the beach, sloping,<br />
narrow streets are festooned with<br />
the colour of flowers and art,<br />
and scented by cooking. Visitors<br />
walk round like Scooby Doo,