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DECEMBER <strong>2009</strong> | UNITED.COM<br />
I bear the burden of refusing to<br />
be grounded, of kicking against<br />
permanence. It’s an uphill battle.<br />
Especially when travel websites fi ll my<br />
inbox with email after email detailing<br />
their last-minute vacation packages.<br />
For various reasons—most of them<br />
involving said websites, some of them<br />
involving laundry—I don’t think I’ve<br />
stayed in one place for more than two<br />
months. Ever. There was once a popular<br />
term that described this passion as the<br />
vice that it really is: Wanderlust. I’m<br />
bringing it back. In fact, I’ve started<br />
capitalizing the “W” to diff erentiate<br />
between innocent postcollege summers<br />
spent backpacking around Europe and<br />
the full-blown case of Wanderlust that I<br />
eventually developed.<br />
I suppose my condition was<br />
incubating long before I was born.<br />
My dad joined the Royal Air Force<br />
right after medical school. During his<br />
fi ve years in Her Majesty’s service, he<br />
lived in Germany and Cyprus, slept in<br />
abandoned leper colonies and dangled<br />
from helicopters above the icy North<br />
Sea, before becoming a heart surgeon.<br />
My mom played international tennis,<br />
volleying from the clay courts of Roland<br />
Garros to the soft lawns of Wimbledon.<br />
They met on a hotel pool deck in Cape<br />
Town and were engaged two weeks later.<br />
For the fi rst few years of their marriage,<br />
they traveled. And traveled some<br />
more—to Taiwan and Hawaii, to North<br />
Carolina to see the Jaws opening run and<br />
to New York for cheesecake at Carnegie<br />
Deli. But they wanted to start a family,<br />
and children meant bottles and diapers<br />
and nursery rhymes, not tray tables<br />
and baggage carousels and prefl ight<br />
safety announcements. When my mom<br />
got pregnant, they decided to kick their<br />
Wanderlust à deux—cold turkey.<br />
After less than a month, they<br />
relapsed. At three weeks old, I was<br />
sitting on my mother’s lap on a fl ight<br />
bound for the Bahamas, soaring high<br />
BATH WHIZ Reading Cheever in the tub<br />
leads to a Wanderlust epiphany.<br />
above the world I’d just entered. By<br />
the time I was two, I had already fl own<br />
116,334 miles. By my 10th birthday,<br />
I’d been tear-gassed and infected with<br />
parasites. That same year, my dad tried<br />
to buy four Coca-Colas at an airport<br />
in Zimbabwe. The barman pulled a<br />
machine gun on us. Then, for the very<br />
reasonable price of $20 a bottle, the<br />
barman put down his Kalashnikov and<br />
gave us our drinks. With a smile.<br />
Meanwhile, of course, I’d seen the<br />
world. And I loved every minute of<br />
it. My youthful memories are viewed<br />
through the prism of a Boeing 747. I<br />
built my childhood fortresses not with<br />
sofa cushions but with thin airplane<br />
I built my childhood fortresses not with<br />
sofa cushions but with thin airplane blankets<br />
draped over seatbacks.<br />
blankets draped over seatbacks. My<br />
occasional stomachaches were treated<br />
by friendly fl ight attendants bearing<br />
ginger ale. After another young<br />
Wanderluster—my sister—joined the<br />
family, our pillow fi ghts were largely<br />
ineff ectual battles, thanks to those small<br />
airline pillows. When I started school,<br />
my tray table became a collapsible desk.<br />
I ate Goldfi sh crackers in the airport<br />
lounge at Heathrow for my afternoon<br />
snack. We were a family united by a love<br />
of wandering, and I was always along<br />
for the fl ight.<br />
I slowed down a little for high school<br />
and college, but after that my condition<br />
increased markedly in severity. One<br />
Wednesday afternoon, the thought<br />
crossed my mind that I’d never been<br />
to Machu Picchu. By Friday I was<br />
standing outside my friend’s apartment<br />
in Cuzco wearing New Balances and an<br />
elementary school backpack, convinced<br />
that this was all we’d need to conquer<br />
the Inca Trail. (I fi nally acquiesced to<br />
my friend’s far more mundane idea of<br />
taking the train.)<br />
The advent of travel websites—no<br />
more telephone calls, no more travel<br />
agents—meant that I could meander<br />
the fi rmament free from third-party<br />
interlopers. I upgraded to a new credit<br />
card seeking the extra miles, airport<br />
lounges, free sodas (the free sodas alone<br />
paid for the credit card). I began to<br />
spend more time in airports than I did<br />
in my own bedroom.<br />
But where to next? What if a family<br />
wedding at one end of the globe<br />
coincided with a writer’s conference<br />
at the other? No problem. My life was<br />
in constant motion. From Miami to<br />
Los Angeles to Sydney to Cairns I’d<br />
go, backtracking from Sydney to Los<br />
Angeles to Miami, and then on to Paris<br />
and St. Petersburg. That particular<br />
odyssey took place in 12 days, after<br />
which my fi rst two weeks in Russia<br />
were a cacophonous blur. I didn’t know<br />
when to eat or sleep. And I couldn’t<br />
have been happier. I was a full-blown<br />
Wanderluster—with all of its attendant<br />
side eff ects.<br />
Later that year, I was reading John