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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />
“It's okay,” Ange said. “Beef is just a highly processed form of vegetable matter.”<br />
“Riiiight,” Dad said, and forked a couple of sausages onto her plate before sitting down<br />
himself.<br />
It felt curiously wonderful to be having dinner as a family again, with a big plateful of food<br />
in front of me and my parents making bright conversation as though they weren't in a mild,<br />
continuous panic about the mortgage and the grocery bill.<br />
But it couldn't last. I had to say something stupid.<br />
“I saw the coolest thing the other day,” I said. “It was from a history of crypto in World War<br />
II and there was this chapter on the history of cipher machines -- Enigmas and such -- at<br />
Bletchley Park, in England.”<br />
“Which ones were they again?” Mom said.<br />
“The ones the Nazis used to scramble their messages,” Dad said. “Even I know that.”<br />
“Sorry,” Mom said. “I'm a little rusty on my Nazi gadgets.”<br />
“Actually,” Ange said, swallowing a huge mouthful of buffalo sausage, “the Enigmas weren't<br />
exactly `Nazi.' They were developed in the Netherlands, and sold as a commercial product<br />
to help bankers scramble their telegrams.”<br />
“Right, I said. ”And all the Axis powers used them. So the first generations of these were,<br />
you know, beautiful. Just really well made by some totally badass engineers, copying the<br />
Dutch models, but after adding a bunch of cool tricks so they'd produce harder-to-break<br />
ciphers. There were about ten iterations of these things, the Enigma and its successors,<br />
and they kept on adding rotors and doing other stuff to make them stronger. But at the<br />
same time, they were using up all their best raw materials on killing people. So by the<br />
end of the war, you've got this box with twelve rotors, up from the original three, but it's<br />
made of sandwich metal and looks, I don't know, boringly functional, without any of that<br />
flair and craftsmanship of the first generation. I guess they were in a pretty bad mood by<br />
then. They probably spent half their time overseeing slave labor or tending the death-camp<br />
adding machines. So, basically, everything elegant and beautiful in these things was just<br />
sucked out by the war, until all that was left was something you wouldn't call `beautiful'<br />
unless you were totally insane.”<br />
“Woah,” Ange said. “Symbolic.”<br />
I play-punched her in the shoulder. “It was, doofus. It was like a little illustration of the<br />
collapse of everything good in a society. I'll show you the pictures later. Those first-gen<br />
machines were awesome, just amazingly made. They were like works of art. The last<br />
versions looked like they'd been built by someone who was absolutely miserable. You'll<br />
see.”<br />
Mom and Dad didn't say anything. I didn't think much of it, then I saw a silent tear slip down<br />
Dad's cheek. I felt weirdly ashamed and embarrassed. Dad got up wordlessly from the<br />
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