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SiSU: - Homeland - Cory Doctorow

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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />

“It's okay,” Ange said. “Beef is just a highly processed form of vegetable matter.”<br />

“Riiiight,” Dad said, and forked a couple of sausages onto her plate before sitting down<br />

himself.<br />

It felt curiously wonderful to be having dinner as a family again, with a big plateful of food<br />

in front of me and my parents making bright conversation as though they weren't in a mild,<br />

continuous panic about the mortgage and the grocery bill.<br />

But it couldn't last. I had to say something stupid.<br />

“I saw the coolest thing the other day,” I said. “It was from a history of crypto in World War<br />

II and there was this chapter on the history of cipher machines -- Enigmas and such -- at<br />

Bletchley Park, in England.”<br />

“Which ones were they again?” Mom said.<br />

“The ones the Nazis used to scramble their messages,” Dad said. “Even I know that.”<br />

“Sorry,” Mom said. “I'm a little rusty on my Nazi gadgets.”<br />

“Actually,” Ange said, swallowing a huge mouthful of buffalo sausage, “the Enigmas weren't<br />

exactly `Nazi.' They were developed in the Netherlands, and sold as a commercial product<br />

to help bankers scramble their telegrams.”<br />

“Right, I said. ”And all the Axis powers used them. So the first generations of these were,<br />

you know, beautiful. Just really well made by some totally badass engineers, copying the<br />

Dutch models, but after adding a bunch of cool tricks so they'd produce harder-to-break<br />

ciphers. There were about ten iterations of these things, the Enigma and its successors,<br />

and they kept on adding rotors and doing other stuff to make them stronger. But at the<br />

same time, they were using up all their best raw materials on killing people. So by the<br />

end of the war, you've got this box with twelve rotors, up from the original three, but it's<br />

made of sandwich metal and looks, I don't know, boringly functional, without any of that<br />

flair and craftsmanship of the first generation. I guess they were in a pretty bad mood by<br />

then. They probably spent half their time overseeing slave labor or tending the death-camp<br />

adding machines. So, basically, everything elegant and beautiful in these things was just<br />

sucked out by the war, until all that was left was something you wouldn't call `beautiful'<br />

unless you were totally insane.”<br />

“Woah,” Ange said. “Symbolic.”<br />

I play-punched her in the shoulder. “It was, doofus. It was like a little illustration of the<br />

collapse of everything good in a society. I'll show you the pictures later. Those first-gen<br />

machines were awesome, just amazingly made. They were like works of art. The last<br />

versions looked like they'd been built by someone who was absolutely miserable. You'll<br />

see.”<br />

Mom and Dad didn't say anything. I didn't think much of it, then I saw a silent tear slip down<br />

Dad's cheek. I felt weirdly ashamed and embarrassed. Dad got up wordlessly from the<br />

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