SiSU: - Homeland - Cory Doctorow

shut up
> felch me dickcheese
> ur sister said you like that
Homeland
I started to get offended, and then I noticed something. This wasn't a string of insults
directed at me. Two or more people were arguing in my text window. One was a much
faster typist than the other, and smoother.
“Are you like twelve years old or something?” I said. “That's it, isn't it? You're children,
right?”
> born same year as you marcus edward yallow 1320 rhode island drive san francisco ca
94107..............hey were both aquariuses...........fish in tha hizouse”
Hizouse was right up there with ending sentences with yo on my list of linguistic crimes.
These were kids, even if Mr Aquarius wasn't lying about his age. Emotionally, at least,
these guys were children.
“I just want you to know that there's two people who might die because of what you've
done. Those docs were given to me by someone who's been kidnapped since. You might
have gotten some lulz out of it, but you've seriously screwed up the work we were doing
to help our friends.”
> we did it 4 zed/masha you fag
////// got tired of waiting around for you
For a second I thought they must be part of Masha's group, maybe her multi-colored hair
friends. But then -- Occam's razor -- I figured they must have learned about Masha and
Zeb by eavesdropping on me.
“That wasn't your call to make.”
> no? oppps. our bad. now what?
“What do you mean?”
> now what are you going to do? the docs are getting out there. you can't change that.
are you going 2 help or wot?
“Am I going to help? What do you think I've been doing all this time? I mean, when I wasn't
running around trying to figure out how all the leaks got out. When I wasn't wasting time
on you pindicks.”
> flattery will get you nowhere
> sorry d00d it needed doing
> you r soooooooooooooooo slow
> what u waiting 4? carrie johnstone is pure evil
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