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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />
bag while I was repacking the week before to make room for X-1, and I was snoring in<br />
seconds.<br />
-..-<br />
When I woke up the sky was dark and my tea was cold. I finally had that shower, staying<br />
under the hot water until it ran ice cold, scrubbing the dust out of my pores. Then I went into<br />
my room and started piling up laundry and separating out gear that needed to be hosed<br />
down outside in the driveway or wiped down on my workbench. Finally, I unpacked my<br />
utility belt and found myself holding on to a dusty USB stick.<br />
Normally I'm pretty careful with my data. That means that I don't leave anything important<br />
on a USB stick. People lose those things all the time. The first thing to do with something<br />
important is to stick it in a computer -- my latest frankenbook, a hand-built laptop called<br />
Lurching Abomination that was the distant descendant of Salmagundi, the first laptop I ever<br />
built for myself. Lurching Abomination had a whopper of a hard drive, two terabytes, and I<br />
used TrueCrypt to give myself a “plausible deniability” partition, so that if you just turned it<br />
on and entered a crypto key, you'd get what looked like a normal ParanoidLinux installation<br />
with a browser and an email client that was hooked up to my public email addresses and<br />
Xnet accounts, where I got all the spam and friend requests from strangers and bots and<br />
stuff.<br />
But if you -- or if I -- entered another password when starting up the machine, there was<br />
another ParanoidLinux instance hiding on that monster disk, and this one was only hooked<br />
up to my private accounts, my private bookmarks, my private calendars, my private social<br />
nets, and so on. With a little bit of monkeying, I could boot into the secure, secret version<br />
of my computer, fire up a virtual computer in a window, and put the plausible deniability<br />
version in that.<br />
Next to Lurching Abomination was a standalone hard drive, and Lurch was smart enough<br />
to check every few minutes and see if the disk was connected, and if it was, to back itself<br />
up. That disk was also encrypted (duh -- what would the point of doing all the crazy stuff<br />
with Lurch's disk be if I was going to make an unscrambled copy of all the data and leave<br />
it on my desk?). The disk's enclosure had enough smarts to try to periodically hook up to<br />
one of the big servers at Noisebridge and try to make a copy of itself there.<br />
This all more or less worked, most of the time, and it meant that within a few minutes of<br />
copying any files onto my laptop, they would be encrypted, copied to my desktop drive, and<br />
copied again to Noisebridge's array. That server was synched up with a massive storage<br />
farm run by and for hackspaces, located in an old nuclear fallout shelter somewhere in<br />
England (seriously!). So yeah, do your worst, steal my laptop, burn down my house, nuke<br />
San Francisco, and I'll still have a backup. Mwa-ha-ha. Yeah, it's crazy-paranoid, but: a)<br />
I'd been through some paranoid stuff, and b) it wasn't much harder than just using a commercial<br />
backup program, only my solution was safer and more robust and cheaper.<br />
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