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SiSU: - Homeland - Cory Doctorow

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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />

Internet through AT&T, a scumbag phone company with a track record of handing over<br />

their customers' data to the cops without court-orders. Grabbing sensitive files off the net<br />

through them was like calling up the director of the DHS and saying, “Hey, are you missing<br />

any sensitive data? Because I'm small, defenseless, and unarmed, and I got `em. Want<br />

my address?”<br />

Which is why, no matter what, I always scraped up the money to pay for a subscription to<br />

IPredator, the proxy service operated by the Pirate Bay folks. IPredator was specifically<br />

designed to make it impossible for anyone else to tell what you've been downloading.<br />

It ping-ponged your data between Copenhagen and Stockholm, across an international<br />

border, and kept no logs or records of who was doing what. It was blazing fast -- for a<br />

proxy, which are never as fast as a naked net connection -- and it was run by some of<br />

the world's baddest-ass hacker anti-authoritarians, people who made me look like a goody<br />

two-shoes obedient toddler who could barely turn on a computer. If anyone could make<br />

my download anonymous, it was those cats.<br />

While the file trickled in, I hit my email. I've never been much of an email user -- it's not<br />

like my friends and I used it to figure out when to hook up, we all used Twitter and Xnet's<br />

Facebook overlay (which scrambled our updates and messages) -- but all my profs had<br />

used it while I was at Berkeley, and then everyone I was hitting up for work expected me to<br />

give them an email address. God, but email was tedious. People expected you to answer<br />

all of it, and there was: So. Much. Spam. When it came to Twitter and Xnet, I could just<br />

take everything that had come in while I was at Burning Man and mark it as read, and no<br />

one would get pissed off at me. But people who sent you email took it personally if you<br />

didn't reply. It was just how email worked. Even I felt put out if someone didn't reply to my<br />

email.<br />

Download download download. Spam spam spam. Delete delete delete. The stupid email<br />

ritual, so beloved of my parents. So boring. When I finally whittled down the huge log of<br />

crap to a little toothpick of actual mail, my eye jumped to one sent by “Joseph Noss.” Of<br />

course, it was probably a fund-raising appeal, since my email address seemed to have<br />

found its way into the mailing lists of every political candidate in the state. But in my<br />

notebook, there was the email address for Joseph Noss's campaign manager, carefully<br />

copied after Mitch Kapor had written it on my arm with his Sharpie. The coincidence<br />

was...interesting.<br />

I opened it.<br />

> From: Joseph Noss <br />

> To: Marcus Yallow <br />

> Subject: Webmaster<br />

> Dear Marcus,<br />

<strong>SiSU</strong> www.sisudoc.org/ 59

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