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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />
Internet through AT&T, a scumbag phone company with a track record of handing over<br />
their customers' data to the cops without court-orders. Grabbing sensitive files off the net<br />
through them was like calling up the director of the DHS and saying, “Hey, are you missing<br />
any sensitive data? Because I'm small, defenseless, and unarmed, and I got `em. Want<br />
my address?”<br />
Which is why, no matter what, I always scraped up the money to pay for a subscription to<br />
IPredator, the proxy service operated by the Pirate Bay folks. IPredator was specifically<br />
designed to make it impossible for anyone else to tell what you've been downloading.<br />
It ping-ponged your data between Copenhagen and Stockholm, across an international<br />
border, and kept no logs or records of who was doing what. It was blazing fast -- for a<br />
proxy, which are never as fast as a naked net connection -- and it was run by some of<br />
the world's baddest-ass hacker anti-authoritarians, people who made me look like a goody<br />
two-shoes obedient toddler who could barely turn on a computer. If anyone could make<br />
my download anonymous, it was those cats.<br />
While the file trickled in, I hit my email. I've never been much of an email user -- it's not<br />
like my friends and I used it to figure out when to hook up, we all used Twitter and Xnet's<br />
Facebook overlay (which scrambled our updates and messages) -- but all my profs had<br />
used it while I was at Berkeley, and then everyone I was hitting up for work expected me to<br />
give them an email address. God, but email was tedious. People expected you to answer<br />
all of it, and there was: So. Much. Spam. When it came to Twitter and Xnet, I could just<br />
take everything that had come in while I was at Burning Man and mark it as read, and no<br />
one would get pissed off at me. But people who sent you email took it personally if you<br />
didn't reply. It was just how email worked. Even I felt put out if someone didn't reply to my<br />
email.<br />
Download download download. Spam spam spam. Delete delete delete. The stupid email<br />
ritual, so beloved of my parents. So boring. When I finally whittled down the huge log of<br />
crap to a little toothpick of actual mail, my eye jumped to one sent by “Joseph Noss.” Of<br />
course, it was probably a fund-raising appeal, since my email address seemed to have<br />
found its way into the mailing lists of every political candidate in the state. But in my<br />
notebook, there was the email address for Joseph Noss's campaign manager, carefully<br />
copied after Mitch Kapor had written it on my arm with his Sharpie. The coincidence<br />
was...interesting.<br />
I opened it.<br />
> From: Joseph Noss <br />
> To: Marcus Yallow <br />
> Subject: Webmaster<br />
> Dear Marcus,<br />
<strong>SiSU</strong> www.sisudoc.org/ 59