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SiSU: - Homeland - Cory Doctorow

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Epilogue<br />

<strong>Homeland</strong><br />

I'd had eight months to debug Secret Project X-1. I even made a special midsummer trip<br />

to the Mojave, where the gypsum dust was nearly identical to the stuff you got out on the<br />

playa. I'd watched with glee and pride as X-1 sucked up the sun's rays, turned them into<br />

a laser beam, and used that to sinter fine white powder into 3D shapes. First a little skull<br />

ring. Then a toy car. Then some chain mail, the links already formed and joined, one of<br />

the coolest tricks 3D printing had to offer. I gave a presentation on my progress one night<br />

at Noisebridge and the resulting praise had given me a glow you could have seen with a<br />

spy drone.<br />

But now, here, on the actual playa, the goddamned machine wouldn't work. Lemmy sat<br />

in his lounger nearby, sipping electrolyte drink from a camelbak and making helpful suggestions,<br />

as well as several unhelpful ones. Burners passing by stopped and asked what<br />

I was doing, and I let Lemmy explain it to them so that I could concentrate on the infernal<br />

and stubborn machine.<br />

I only stopped when I found that even the light from my headlamp wasn't sufficient for<br />

seeing what I was doing, and then I stretched all the aches and pains out of my body,<br />

swilled a pint of cold-brew, and proceeded to dance my skinny ass off for forty-five minutes<br />

straight, chasing after a giant art car blasting ferocious dubstep as it crawled across the<br />

open playa. I stopped as a thunderstrike of inspiration struck me, and I ran straight back<br />

to camp, unlocked Lemmy's car, and used its dome light to confirm that yes, I had in fact<br />

inserted a critical part of the power assembly backwards. I turned it around, slotted it in,<br />

and heard the familiar boot sequence kick in as the stored power from the solar panels<br />

kicked the 3D printer to life.<br />

I wasn't a total moron after all.<br />

-..-<br />

It didn't matter how much dancing I'd done the night before, I was for goddamned sure<br />

getting up at first light to crank up X-1. I had a lot of printing to do. I puttered around it<br />

as the blue arc of laser light shone out of its guts, making it glow like a lantern in the pink<br />

dawn.<br />

People stopped and asked me what it was doing. I gave them trinkets: bone-white skull<br />

rings; renderings of perfect knots and other mathematical solids; strange, ghostly figurines.<br />

I had a whole library of 3D shapes I'd plundered from Thingiverse when I realized that I<br />

was going to have a real, functional 3D printer on the playa this year. Word got around,<br />

and by the time Lemmy got out of bed, a huge crowd had gathered around our camp,<br />

dancers who'd been up all night, their pupils the size of saucers; early risers with yoga<br />

mats; college kids who'd somehow found themselves at the burn; and a familiar jawa with<br />

crossed bandoliers over her chest, emphasizing her breasts.<br />

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