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SiSU: - Homeland - Cory Doctorow

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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />

miss a payment, the scuzzy finance companies that buy the debts from universities are<br />

allowed to jack your debt up with monster fees and penalties, so if you owe $30,000 for<br />

college and $50,000 in credit card debt and you go bankrupt, you'll find the credit card debt<br />

reduced or eliminated, but your student debt might grow to $150,000 after all the missedpayment<br />

fees are tacked on. The way student debt bankruptcy laws are set up, they can<br />

take money out of your Social Security check to pay the student loans you took out as a<br />

teenager, even if you've already paid millions in fees and penalties.<br />

Zyz liked the sound of this. So they took the money that was coming in from the sale of<br />

their bonds and started buying up student debt. But not just any student debt: desperate,<br />

miserable student debt. Debt carried by the poorest people in America, who had put themselves<br />

into permanent hock just to try to get a better job than their parents had by getting<br />

a degree.<br />

These people were in trouble. Getting a college degree (or, ahem, dropping out of college)<br />

hadn't led to them getting great jobs. They were unemployed, or working a ton of crappy<br />

part-time jobs to make rent, and they were missing payments like crazy. They had debts<br />

that they could never, ever pay off.<br />

Enter Zyz. They had a dynamic, thrusting plan to get people to pay: straight-up thuggery.<br />

Zyz knew a lot about scaring, hurting and chasing people. They had deep connections<br />

with <strong>Homeland</strong> Security, which meant access to databases of who lived where, who they<br />

were related to, what their tax-returns said, how much income their parents, ex-spouses,<br />

grandparents, cousins, and school pals made. Zyz was...aggressive...about using this<br />

information. Thrusting, even.<br />

So far, so sleazy. But it got worse. People who owed money to Zyz started to do things<br />

that were pretty out of character for them: a couple armed robberies, some burglaries, a<br />

little blackmail. A bunch of them joined the military, only to be discharged for being grossly<br />

unfit for service.<br />

Why were they doing this? Because Zyz was providing them with “financial advice.” As in<br />

“You'd better find some way to pay your bills, pal, or things could get very, very bad for you<br />

and the people you love.” Zyz wasn't just a private military service, and they weren't just<br />

high-flying financial engineers: they were the mafia.<br />

-..-<br />

All this was contained in a series of memos, including a bunch of letters from attorneys<br />

general and district attorneys who'd gotten complaints from Zyz's “clients.” Zyz, of course,<br />

denied everything, while simultaneously getting friends of theirs in state and national government,<br />

law enforcement, and the DHS itself to keep everything calm and easy.<br />

The most damning memo came from a San Francisco city attorney who'd heard too many<br />

nearly identical stories from Zyz clients, and had painstakingly built a case against them,<br />

with mountains of supporting documents (all also included in the docs), only to have her<br />

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