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<strong>Homeland</strong><br />
There was a knife-edged moment where I felt like I could just pull on my underwear and<br />
walk up to the nearest cop and say, “Come on, dude, let's be reasonable about this,” and<br />
we could have talked it over like real people who lived in the same city with the same<br />
problems. This guy might have kids who were going to get stuck paying off a quarter<br />
million bucks' worth of student debt or he'd lose his house; that guy was young enough<br />
that he might actually be living with his parents and trying to pay off that debt.<br />
The moment stretched and broke. Our clothes were patted down and shaken out, then we<br />
were allowed to dress again. They cuffed us again, too. I silently begged the universe to<br />
keep me free from ankle cuffs and thought I'd made it, when the cop who was trussing me<br />
up seemed to remember that I'd been ankle-cuffed and reached for his belt again.<br />
“It's okay,” I said. “You don't have to do that.”<br />
He pretended he didn't hear me, but grabbed one of my ankles and started to cinch the zip<br />
strip around it.<br />
“Come on, man,” I said, wheedling and whining now, hating the sound of it in my voice.<br />
“It's really not necessary.”<br />
The guy made eye contact with me and grunted. “You did something to earn those cuffs.<br />
Not my job to figure out whether it's time to get rid of `em.”<br />
I squeezed my eyes shut. This guy had no idea why I'd been cuffed, but because I'd been<br />
cuffed, I obviously deserved to be cuffed. “Tom” was long gone, and so was the inspector<br />
who'd rescued me. I could imagine wearing leg cuffs all the way to the courthouse and the<br />
judge, and being denied bail because I was the kind of dangerous offender who got leg<br />
bindings.<br />
I shuffled out of the foreman's office and into the main building. The cavernous space<br />
had been fitted with mesh cages, stretching in corridors as far as I could see. The cages<br />
were made of chain-link and steel poles, the poles bolted to the floor and ceiling at precise<br />
intervals, slicing the room into little pens. Each one had an electric lock fitted to its hasp,<br />
an open-air chemical toilet, and a collection of grim-looking prisoners. Men were on one<br />
side of the central aisle, women on the other.<br />
One by one, the cops tossed us into different “cells,” following instructions on their hardened,<br />
tactical handheld computers. I decided that “tactical” was the world's most boring<br />
fashion statement. Sometimes, they put guys into cells that were so full there was no room<br />
to sit, other guys went into cells where they were virtually on their own. Several cells sat<br />
empty. Whatever sorting and packing algorithm was being used to incarcerate us, it had<br />
a sense of humor.<br />
I ended up in one of the nearly empty ones, and was glad that my hands had been cuffed<br />
in front of me, because I was finally able to take the piss that had been trying to batter its<br />
way to freedom for the past several hours, sitting down on the exposed toilet and hunching<br />
over for privacy, then fumbling my underwear and pants back up.<br />
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