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Radio News for November, 1928 445<br />
SHOULD BE GOOD<br />
'SERVICE MAN (after<br />
listening to local in-<br />
/ terference in re-<br />
, ceiver): "I am afraid,<br />
madam, that it is your<br />
location which is to<br />
blame. The set is<br />
working all right."<br />
OWNER (justly indignant) : "I'll have<br />
you know, young man, I have as good a<br />
location as anyone in this town. I pay $80<br />
a month rent here !"-S. O. Taylor.<br />
LOOKED LIKE PHONES<br />
It was so cold that<br />
day that the traffic<br />
cop stationed at the /<br />
1<br />
school corner had to + -<br />
wear muffs over his<br />
ears. But he was<br />
slightly surprised<br />
when one little tad<br />
stopped to look at him<br />
carefully and then<br />
came up close and inquired, confidentially:<br />
"Say, mister, what station are you getting<br />
now ? " -Mollie Zacharias.<br />
THE LOST ART<br />
A local (Providence)<br />
station ended<br />
a morning talk for<br />
housewives with the<br />
promise of a free<br />
cook -book to those<br />
listeners who would<br />
call at certain chain<br />
stores. One young housewife who had<br />
purchased baked beans, salmon, condensed<br />
milk, canned tomatoes, etc., inquired as an<br />
afterthought for the cook -book offered by<br />
radio. "Lady," said the clerk, thoughtfully,<br />
"you don't want a cook -book; just a can -<br />
opener."- Theodore .4. Monahan.<br />
NEED ANY<br />
ASSISTANTS?<br />
W I F E (awakening<br />
her husband) : "T h e<br />
early morning radio<br />
setting -up exercises<br />
are on! You left the<br />
radio turned on when<br />
you went to bed!<br />
TIRED DX FAN<br />
(after a liard night): "Please be quiet. I'm<br />
doing my daily dozin' ."-A. H. Rodiek.<br />
HIS DX WAS NB (NEAR -BY)<br />
FIRST RADIO FAN: "What sort of a set<br />
has Joe got ?"<br />
SECOND Dirro: "Well, you don't need a<br />
radio log with his receiver. All you need is<br />
a splinter. "-A. H. Rodiek.<br />
page is devoted to humor of purely<br />
THIS radio interest; and our readers are invited<br />
to contribute pointed and snappy<br />
jokes -no long -winded compositions -of an<br />
original nature. For each one of this nature<br />
accepted and printed, $1.00 will be<br />
paid. Each must deal with radio in some<br />
of its phases. Actual humorous occurrences,<br />
preferably in broadcasting, will be<br />
preferred. Address Broadcastatics, care<br />
RADIO NEWS, 230 Fifth Avenue, New<br />
York City.<br />
PUSHING THE SCOTCH TOO FAR<br />
What is the difference between a storage<br />
battery and a native of Aberdeen?<br />
The storage battery can be overcharged!<br />
-From The Saveloy (house organ of the<br />
British Broadcasting Co.)<br />
SHADOWED TO HIS DOOM<br />
FAN No. 1: "Say, why are you so interested<br />
in getting a television<br />
set working ?"<br />
FAN No. 2: "I want<br />
to see what Old Man<br />
Static looks like, so<br />
I'll know him. Then<br />
1'11 get him and get<br />
him good, too!"<br />
-George Jess.<br />
COUNT 'EM AND SEE<br />
CITY BOARDER<br />
(watching F a r ni e r<br />
Timothy milk the<br />
cow): "Oh, yes, that<br />
set has four tubes,<br />
hasn't it<br />
RUNNING DOWN HIS<br />
BATTERIES<br />
JUNIOR FAN (entering<br />
hastily from outdoors<br />
at night) : "O<br />
papa! The cat's tubes<br />
are lit! I saw his<br />
panel lights !"-Philip<br />
Tracy.<br />
EDISON'S GREAT RIVAL<br />
CASEY: "My static eliminator was invented<br />
by an Irishman!"<br />
JONES: "What was his name ?"<br />
CASEY: "Pat Pending."<br />
-Billy R. Meredith.<br />
NO KEYHOLE WORK<br />
RADIO SALES ?IAN:<br />
"Good morning,<br />
madam. With this fine<br />
six -tube radio you can<br />
listen in on what all<br />
the world is doing."<br />
COLORED PROSPECT:<br />
"No, sah, ah believes<br />
in minding mall own<br />
business, sah r'<br />
-Wilfred Anderson (Bermuda).<br />
CHEAP ENOUGH<br />
A resident of Melbourne<br />
recently had a<br />
radio set installed,'<br />
and when his bill was<br />
presented this aston<br />
fishing item was at the<br />
.end of the account:<br />
"For hanging aerial<br />
aid myself-22 shillings."-Arthur<br />
Russell (.Australia).<br />
RADIO RHYMES No. 13<br />
THERE'S JUST ONE THING-<br />
I'D LIKE TO KNOW<br />
THAT'S QUEER TO ME IN<br />
RADIO -<br />
I WONDER wHV EACH<br />
TUNEFUL 51-12 AIN<br />
LIKE ANESTHETIC , DRUGS<br />
THE HRAIN I. -.<br />
THeN O'ER 'mu 'DROWSY NO DOUBT THE SCiENT15tS<br />
FEELWGS CREEP. WILL CLAIM<br />
AND LULL YOU TO PRO- 1-I -105E ETHER WAVES<br />
FOUNDEST SLEEP. MUST BE To BLAME!