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Radio News for November, 1928 445<br />

SHOULD BE GOOD<br />

'SERVICE MAN (after<br />

listening to local in-<br />

/ terference in re-<br />

, ceiver): "I am afraid,<br />

madam, that it is your<br />

location which is to<br />

blame. The set is<br />

working all right."<br />

OWNER (justly indignant) : "I'll have<br />

you know, young man, I have as good a<br />

location as anyone in this town. I pay $80<br />

a month rent here !"-S. O. Taylor.<br />

LOOKED LIKE PHONES<br />

It was so cold that<br />

day that the traffic<br />

cop stationed at the /<br />

1<br />

school corner had to + -<br />

wear muffs over his<br />

ears. But he was<br />

slightly surprised<br />

when one little tad<br />

stopped to look at him<br />

carefully and then<br />

came up close and inquired, confidentially:<br />

"Say, mister, what station are you getting<br />

now ? " -Mollie Zacharias.<br />

THE LOST ART<br />

A local (Providence)<br />

station ended<br />

a morning talk for<br />

housewives with the<br />

promise of a free<br />

cook -book to those<br />

listeners who would<br />

call at certain chain<br />

stores. One young housewife who had<br />

purchased baked beans, salmon, condensed<br />

milk, canned tomatoes, etc., inquired as an<br />

afterthought for the cook -book offered by<br />

radio. "Lady," said the clerk, thoughtfully,<br />

"you don't want a cook -book; just a can -<br />

opener."- Theodore .4. Monahan.<br />

NEED ANY<br />

ASSISTANTS?<br />

W I F E (awakening<br />

her husband) : "T h e<br />

early morning radio<br />

setting -up exercises<br />

are on! You left the<br />

radio turned on when<br />

you went to bed!<br />

TIRED DX FAN<br />

(after a liard night): "Please be quiet. I'm<br />

doing my daily dozin' ."-A. H. Rodiek.<br />

HIS DX WAS NB (NEAR -BY)<br />

FIRST RADIO FAN: "What sort of a set<br />

has Joe got ?"<br />

SECOND Dirro: "Well, you don't need a<br />

radio log with his receiver. All you need is<br />

a splinter. "-A. H. Rodiek.<br />

page is devoted to humor of purely<br />

THIS radio interest; and our readers are invited<br />

to contribute pointed and snappy<br />

jokes -no long -winded compositions -of an<br />

original nature. For each one of this nature<br />

accepted and printed, $1.00 will be<br />

paid. Each must deal with radio in some<br />

of its phases. Actual humorous occurrences,<br />

preferably in broadcasting, will be<br />

preferred. Address Broadcastatics, care<br />

RADIO NEWS, 230 Fifth Avenue, New<br />

York City.<br />

PUSHING THE SCOTCH TOO FAR<br />

What is the difference between a storage<br />

battery and a native of Aberdeen?<br />

The storage battery can be overcharged!<br />

-From The Saveloy (house organ of the<br />

British Broadcasting Co.)<br />

SHADOWED TO HIS DOOM<br />

FAN No. 1: "Say, why are you so interested<br />

in getting a television<br />

set working ?"<br />

FAN No. 2: "I want<br />

to see what Old Man<br />

Static looks like, so<br />

I'll know him. Then<br />

1'11 get him and get<br />

him good, too!"<br />

-George Jess.<br />

COUNT 'EM AND SEE<br />

CITY BOARDER<br />

(watching F a r ni e r<br />

Timothy milk the<br />

cow): "Oh, yes, that<br />

set has four tubes,<br />

hasn't it<br />

RUNNING DOWN HIS<br />

BATTERIES<br />

JUNIOR FAN (entering<br />

hastily from outdoors<br />

at night) : "O<br />

papa! The cat's tubes<br />

are lit! I saw his<br />

panel lights !"-Philip<br />

Tracy.<br />

EDISON'S GREAT RIVAL<br />

CASEY: "My static eliminator was invented<br />

by an Irishman!"<br />

JONES: "What was his name ?"<br />

CASEY: "Pat Pending."<br />

-Billy R. Meredith.<br />

NO KEYHOLE WORK<br />

RADIO SALES ?IAN:<br />

"Good morning,<br />

madam. With this fine<br />

six -tube radio you can<br />

listen in on what all<br />

the world is doing."<br />

COLORED PROSPECT:<br />

"No, sah, ah believes<br />

in minding mall own<br />

business, sah r'<br />

-Wilfred Anderson (Bermuda).<br />

CHEAP ENOUGH<br />

A resident of Melbourne<br />

recently had a<br />

radio set installed,'<br />

and when his bill was<br />

presented this aston<br />

fishing item was at the<br />

.end of the account:<br />

"For hanging aerial<br />

aid myself-22 shillings."-Arthur<br />

Russell (.Australia).<br />

RADIO RHYMES No. 13<br />

THERE'S JUST ONE THING-<br />

I'D LIKE TO KNOW<br />

THAT'S QUEER TO ME IN<br />

RADIO -<br />

I WONDER wHV EACH<br />

TUNEFUL 51-12 AIN<br />

LIKE ANESTHETIC , DRUGS<br />

THE HRAIN I. -.<br />

THeN O'ER 'mu 'DROWSY NO DOUBT THE SCiENT15tS<br />

FEELWGS CREEP. WILL CLAIM<br />

AND LULL YOU TO PRO- 1-I -105E ETHER WAVES<br />

FOUNDEST SLEEP. MUST BE To BLAME!

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