Best of Miami Portfolios 2001 - Units.muohio.edu
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Scott Gruenbaum—Reflective Letter<br />
Dear <strong>Miami</strong> University Writing Teachers,<br />
I’ll admit outright that this portfolio presented me with something <strong>of</strong> a quandary. It called<br />
for a work <strong>of</strong> fiction, a persuasive essay, and a response to a text— a balanced mix, to be sure—<br />
but unfortunately, many <strong>of</strong> my favorite pieces did not exactly fit into those categories. Therefore,<br />
I was not able to include several works which best illustrate who I am and where I come from. You<br />
should count this a blessing. For some reason, most people I talk to do not truly appreciate a proper<br />
hamster-worship, cheesecake, and/or attack-squirrel essay. Those who don’t immediately shuffle<br />
slowly away usually end up making a few clever comments regarding medication. Anyway, after<br />
a careful consideration <strong>of</strong> the saner pieces that actually somewhat fit the specifications, I came up<br />
with... two out <strong>of</strong> the three.<br />
The persuasive essay was a piece <strong>of</strong> cake, so to speak. In my Junior year, I wrote an<br />
argumentative essay on the subject <strong>of</strong> animal testing. At the time I was totally opposed to any sort<br />
<strong>of</strong> testing. I will not go so far as to state that writing this essay radically changed my outlook on<br />
things, but over the course <strong>of</strong> my research, I did come to a new, perhaps more moderate,<br />
understanding. Some readers <strong>of</strong> this and my other argumentative essays may think that I have no<br />
real opinion, that I waver too much and don’t know what to think. Allow me to state for these<br />
people that this is for the most part inaccurate. There may be some issues (football scores, current<br />
fashions, etc.) that I don’t care about, but on most serious subjects, I try to take a moderate stance,<br />
as I have so <strong>of</strong>ten found whether when researching animal testing or the destruction <strong>of</strong> the rainforest<br />
that both sides have valid and important points, and any extremist view most <strong>of</strong>ten fails to solve<br />
anything.<br />
For me, the second most painful type <strong>of</strong> essay to write is a response to a text. The first most<br />
difficult to write, <strong>of</strong> course, would be poetry. For your own sake, be glad this is a prose portfolio<br />
(Douglas Adams fans, think Vogons...). Anyway, over the years I have written a great many<br />
responses, some bad, some good, all quite boring. I mean, its great when Shakespeare uses the “s”<br />
sound repeatedly to enhance his wave/ocean imagery, but writing a multi-page paper on that subject<br />
is not on my “Lifetime Goals” list. However, as you English teachers seem to like responses, I<br />
managed to scrounge up one on Hamlet that I personally feel is rather well done. I would expound<br />
more on this subject, but it’s making me drowsy.<br />
Now I had a problem. I’ve written a few short story-type pieces, but upon reexamination,<br />
I found that none <strong>of</strong> them would properly meet the requirement. One was way too long at 16 pages,<br />
one consisted entirely <strong>of</strong> inside jokes bashing the school’s marching band, and the third, the most<br />
promising, was a) still too long, and b) was a little too... weird. It was meant as a parody <strong>of</strong> The<br />
Crucible, but, as many <strong>of</strong> my things do, took on my personality:<br />
Applegale: The rutabaga! It... it says its going to eat me! (She falls to the floor<br />
and starts clucking like a chicken) The purple rutabaga is coming after me!<br />
Therefore, I was forced to write an original short story. After a few bad starts, I decided to<br />
try my hand at descriptive writing. I’ve always somewhat admired those authors who could talk so<br />
much that it seemed to take 10 pages for anything to happen. So, when I wrote my story, I<br />
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