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watching<br />
l brief<br />
/ G ,vc Me<br />
busters, you young expletive.'<br />
THe ReMOn.<br />
You've made me miss Myth-<br />
'In a minute.'<br />
'You arc flicking between hip-hop hoes and the ninth repeat of<br />
Seinfeld. Come on, be fair.'<br />
'Well, what about the Osbourncs marathon on MTV'<br />
'Only if you don't flick to Family Guy in the ads.'<br />
'You 're such a TV nazi, Mum.'<br />
There just isn't enough angst in modern domestics. Aeschylus<br />
would have known how to put it. Dissension in the home was his<br />
thing. How might he have framed such conflict<br />
Enter Clytemnestra, mightily fed up.<br />
Clytemnestra: Orestes, by the Fates, where is the Zeus-damn<br />
remote!<br />
Orestes: Chill out, Mum. I'm watching South Park.<br />
Clytem: Not that crypto-fascist neo-con misogynistic bullshit<br />
again! By Hera, it must be the 17th repeat. And you've been swigging<br />
milk from the amphora again instead of using a goblet.<br />
Orest: Aw; Mum, don't keep going on and on.<br />
Clytem: Ju st wait till your father gets home. It 's nearly time<br />
for Oprah. And have you been pinching my fags again!<br />
Enter Agamemnon, pursued by a Fury.<br />
Agamemnon: Gimme that remote, oh son of my loins. I want<br />
to watch The Footy Show.<br />
Chorus: Oh rash words, Agamemnon! The house of Atreus<br />
needeth not footy, but Oprah, and possibly even Dr Phil in such<br />
perilous times. Restore to thy spouse her rightful remote for she<br />
doth get right narky about it.<br />
Clytem: Shut up you lot. Oi, Fury-hand me that axe.<br />
Tastes differ: ask anyone you know what their favourite TV<br />
program is, and you will probably strain the relationship. No, you<br />
say, scandalised. You're not telling me you actually watch The Apprentice<br />
Well, says your ex-friend, you did watch Big Br-<br />
I know, I know. Gawd, do I ever have to live that one down!<br />
But surely there has to be a bottom line, a measure of quality<br />
that goes beyond brutal self-interest and solipsism. What have<br />
you really got in common with someone who prefers The Don<br />
Lane Show to Four Corners and scores Graham Kennedy's obscure,<br />
forgotten Coast to Coast higher than Media Watchl These<br />
were the measured judgments of the pundits at Nine who made<br />
a league table of Australia's 'best SO programs' over the 50 years<br />
that TV has been in Australia. And as they carefully pointed out,<br />
it was not the current Media Watch that gained their accolade.<br />
No, indeed: they praised mightily the erudition of its past glories<br />
under Stuart Littlemorc, that excellent pedant. With David Marr<br />
and Liz Jackson the program has been far more than the scourge<br />
of the slack subby. Those two splendid journalists have from time<br />
to time pulled down the mighty from their seats and made them<br />
Pass the remote<br />
answer a few hard questions. Which is possibly why the powers<br />
at Nine who made the list felt more comfortable with the older,<br />
less spiky format.<br />
There were some curious choices in Nine's honour roll of the<br />
50 top Australian programs: it was done by some process that<br />
wasn't made plain to me.<br />
It was not really a trip into nostalgia; the really old excerpts<br />
were far too short. There was real gold in the tiny snippets of B &<br />
W early programs-bits and pieces of Picl