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Brett and Kate McKay<br />

8. Listening to your ticker. The doctor will use his stethoscope to listen<br />

to your heart and look for any abnormal sounds that might indicate<br />

an enlarged heart or a defect with your heart valves. He’ll also listen to<br />

your lungs and check for any wheezing, crackling, or gurgling sounds.<br />

9. Pushing your gut. You’ll be asked to lie down so the doctor can press<br />

down on different parts of your abdomen. He’ll ask you if you feel any<br />

tenderness as he presses down in different areas. He’s looking for any<br />

possible fluid accumulation or abnormal masses. The doctor is also<br />

looking to see if your spleen and liver are in the right place.<br />

10. You got nerve, man. The doctor will check your nervous system by<br />

basically having you do the sobriety test that police officers use. He’ll<br />

ask that you walk in a straight line, close your eyes, touch your nose<br />

with both fingers, etc. You’ll also test your reflexes with that little<br />

reflex hammer. While you’re up, the doctor might also have you bend<br />

down and touch your toes to 1) check your flexibility and 2) check<br />

your spine.<br />

11. Checking the boys. If you’re under the age of 40, your doctor will<br />

give you a testicular exam. He’ll also probably ask you to turn your<br />

head and cough while he holds onto your balls to check to see if you<br />

have a hernia.<br />

12. Let go of your decency…. if you’re over 40, the doctor will likely<br />

check your prostate for signs of prostate cancer. The doctor will place<br />

his fingers inside your rectum and check your prostate for tumors.<br />

While he’s up there, the doc will also check for signs of rectum cancer.<br />

13. Checking your bodily fluids. When you’re done in the examining<br />

room, you’ll put your clothes back on, and be sent to the lab where<br />

they’ll take all sorts of liquid from your body. Blood will be taken to<br />

test your cholesterol, your blood cell count, and your glucose level. A<br />

man’s urine can tell a lot about his health, so you’ll also be asked to<br />

pee in a cup.<br />

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