20.06.2015 Views

Download issue as PDF - SLUG Magazine

Download issue as PDF - SLUG Magazine

Download issue as PDF - SLUG Magazine

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.

BeerCloud Mobile App<br />

greatbrewers.com/story/beercloud-mobile-app<br />

These days, for every niche market, there is an<br />

app to match. So it would only make sense that<br />

the growing number of beer nerds should get<br />

theirs. Enter, BeerCloud. This application for<br />

both the Android and iPhone h<strong>as</strong> a solid, userfriendly<br />

interface and a well put together design.<br />

The app features a beer pairing sommelier with<br />

a recommendation guide so wide it w<strong>as</strong> hard to<br />

stump. Within the beer pairing recommendations<br />

there w<strong>as</strong> even a decent selection of labels to<br />

go out and purch<strong>as</strong>e with your meal. However,<br />

this being Utah, a lot of those fell short due to<br />

our availability. The app also h<strong>as</strong> a beer style<br />

information guide to get any beer noob up to speed<br />

with the lesser known beer styles that are becoming<br />

more available on the market. And finally, it had<br />

a “search for a brewery/beer” section that I found<br />

pretty helpful when looking up major breweries and<br />

the beers that they put out. However, information<br />

on the little guys out there w<strong>as</strong> nowhere to be seen.<br />

In the end, I’d download the app because it’s free<br />

and it’s not too bad for someone getting into craft<br />

beer. While the beer/brewery search is a little weak<br />

and hopefully improving, the beer sommelier is well<br />

worth its weight in recommendations and info. –Tyler<br />

Makmell<br />

Beer T<strong>as</strong>ting and Hop<br />

Appreciation Kit<br />

t<strong>as</strong>teyourbeer.com<br />

It’s pretty embarr<strong>as</strong>sing when you work in a bar<br />

and the only difference you know between a lager<br />

and a porter is that one is light and one is dark.<br />

Fortunately, Tex<strong>as</strong>-b<strong>as</strong>ed home-brewing enthusi<strong>as</strong>t<br />

Brian Lewis h<strong>as</strong> taken it upon himself to educate<br />

the booze-illiterate m<strong>as</strong>ses on the b<strong>as</strong>ic science and<br />

art behind craft brews with this Beer Appreciation<br />

Kit. Featuring 13 bottles of commonly used hops,<br />

a palate cleanser (coffee beans), a color swatch<br />

and both an extensive guide to beer drinking and<br />

a quick-start sheet for those of us with A.D.D., this<br />

kit contains everything you need to become one<br />

of those geeky beer snobs that skulk at the bar on<br />

weekdays. I tried it out with one of my favorite local<br />

brews, RedRock’s Nut Brown Ale, and w<strong>as</strong> able to<br />

identify C<strong>as</strong>cade Hops—I think. With a little more<br />

practice and a peek into the extensive beer and hop<br />

datab<strong>as</strong>e available with the purch<strong>as</strong>e of the kit, I<br />

should be giving Tyler Makmell a run for his money<br />

in no time! –Esther Meroño<br />

Chrome Pawn Rolltop Backpack<br />

chromebagsstore.com<br />

Chrome bags are sturdy, weatherproof and well<br />

designed. They’re b<strong>as</strong>ed in the cycling community<br />

but would serve for a day hike. Each compartment<br />

is individually sealed by “rubberized” liners. So<br />

rubberized, in fact, that we put a whole 12-er of beer<br />

and a sack of ice into the bag with no cross water<br />

contamination. The Pawn is a rolltop-style backpack<br />

and the rolltop is exceedingly useful. I had a largerthan-expected<br />

number of grocery bags one rainy<br />

night and couldn’t fit the rest on my handlebars.<br />

The rolltop expanded an extra cubic foot and I w<strong>as</strong><br />

able to fit my OJ, etc., in the bag and keep it mostly<br />

dry for 14-plus blocks. That and Chrome’s almost<br />

indestructible fabric (it bent a pin back when I w<strong>as</strong><br />

trying to give some “flare” to it) make this one of<br />

the best packs—out of hiking, camping and cycling<br />

styles—I’ve ever tried. –JP<br />

My Wriskey<br />

mywriskey.com<br />

The first time I encountered a pair of Reefs with a<br />

bottle opener in the sole, I liked the concept, but<br />

w<strong>as</strong> disgusted by the idea that someone would<br />

actually use the sole of their dirty flip flop to open<br />

a refreshing beer. I imagined all of the grotesque<br />

things one might step in on a daily b<strong>as</strong>is and<br />

cringed anytime I encountered someone with the<br />

novelty flip flops. Unfortunately, I had a similar<br />

dist<strong>as</strong>te with many of the novelty beer bottle<br />

openers I’ve encountered. Belt buckle openers?<br />

Great, I get to have some dude rub my beer against<br />

his crotch before he hands it to me. Ring bottle<br />

openers? These looked tacky and almost never<br />

fit my fingers. I had all but given up hope on a<br />

convenient bottle opener, relying entirely on my flip<br />

flop key chain opener or hoping someone knew<br />

how to open beers with a lighter. Lucky for me, My<br />

Wriskey h<strong>as</strong> created a nontacky alternative to those<br />

foolish rings. Wriskeys are cl<strong>as</strong>sy leather cuffs that<br />

come in a variety of colors and come equipped with<br />

bottle openers. Every single one is handmade and<br />

the bottle opener portion lays against the inside of<br />

your wrist in an unobtrusive way. Although opening<br />

bottles with the Wriskey took some getting used to,<br />

once I got the knack of it, it w<strong>as</strong> <strong>as</strong> simple <strong>as</strong> using<br />

a traditional bottle opener, minus the time spent<br />

trying to track the thing down. I imagine bartenders<br />

would rejoice if given a Wriskey. I personally have a<br />

feeling this cl<strong>as</strong>sy accessory will be one of my new<br />

faves <strong>as</strong> backyard barbecue se<strong>as</strong>on kicks into high<br />

gear. –Jeanette D. Moses<br />

Zaca Recovery Patches<br />

zacalife.com<br />

If you’re going to spend 24 dollars to buy a box of<br />

these, you might <strong>as</strong> well buy the homies another<br />

round and say “Fuck it.” I w<strong>as</strong> given two boxes of<br />

Zaca Recovery Patches, each box containing six<br />

patches. They looked like nicotine patches: about<br />

an inch across and beige in color. The box claims<br />

they are “a simple, all-natural organic hangover<br />

patch.” Then I w<strong>as</strong> told the directions—use one<br />

when drinking normally, but “you should probably<br />

use two.” I went to the birthday b<strong>as</strong>h for Katie<br />

Panzer and Maggie Anderson at the W Lounge<br />

and gave two to the birthday girls and two to my<br />

homies Jeremy and Cam. The real test w<strong>as</strong> for me<br />

because I started my first day of work bright and<br />

early at 8 a.m. the next morning. These things have<br />

about the nutritional value of a packet of ketchup,<br />

and I felt like shit until the guy at Whole Foods<br />

hooked it up with the happy belly tea (thanks, dude).<br />

I got the word back from everyone else and the<br />

crew agreed to veto this product. Taking a vitamin,<br />

drinking enough water to rehydrate your alcoholridden<br />

body, getting some late night pizza at the<br />

Pie Hole or eating breakf<strong>as</strong>t the next morning are<br />

all cheaper than these patches and will work better.<br />

Whatever avenue you choose, good luck finding the<br />

cure to the sickness that results from binge drinking.<br />

–Billy Ditzig<br />

56 SaltLakeUnderGround SaltLakeUnderGround 57

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!