A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixonschool went through entire careers getting the caneonly once or twice, so clearly I was not popular withthe be-yotch Goddesses.Not that my time was entirely wasted. I wiledaway my time by honing my art of seduction andsubsidized my allowance giving lessons in Frenchkissingand the fine art of cunnilingus.Eventually I was booted out and started arather peripatetic education. Most schools were loatheto enroll somebody who had an expulsion on theirrecords. I was generally taken on for a probationaryperiod and was rarely invited to extend my stay.I picked up a few more canings along the wayand my shin-kicking responses generally sped up myearly evictions.My final educational hoorah was ratherspectacular. I had been enrolled at yet another prissyinstitute and had immediately busied myself withseducing several members of the Upper Sixth form.Unfortunately I fell foul of the Headgirl.She was hankering for a little Nicola Janeaction but I refused her overtures. After all she hadrecently bent me over for six of the best and I hadstandards, bedding down with her would have beentantamount to sleeping with the enemy.She took out her spite by reporting myactivities to the Grand Dame and one morning I wassummoned onto the stage in morning assembly andpublicly denounced as a degenerate. I was caned infront of the whole school.I felt I had little choice but to retaliate and foronce I didn’t consider shin-hacking to be theappropriate response to being publicly caned so I