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A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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19<strong>the</strong> odious Goddesses I am not much <strong>in</strong>cl<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>to</strong>wardswield<strong>in</strong>g that type <strong>of</strong> power and authority.None<strong>the</strong>less, I do understand <strong>the</strong> need fordiscipl<strong>in</strong>e <strong>in</strong> a facility such as this. Now we couldargue until k<strong>in</strong>gdom comes over <strong>the</strong> rights andwrongs <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Anti-Ladette laws but <strong>the</strong> fact <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>matter is that <strong>the</strong> government, with <strong>the</strong> support <strong>of</strong><strong>the</strong> Great Unwashed, <strong>to</strong>ok a dim view <strong>of</strong> our freewheel<strong>in</strong>gactivities and deemed us <strong>to</strong> be need <strong>of</strong>Extreme Social Rehabilitation. I may th<strong>in</strong>k that this isall fabricated <strong>to</strong>sh and doubtless his<strong>to</strong>ry will prove meright. However, when we started our sentences <strong>the</strong>rules, regulations and pro<strong>to</strong>cols were drummed <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong>us, or more accurately spanked <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> us, and withgreat vigor.Dur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> first year <strong>of</strong> our sentences we wereknown as Little Brats and designated as Grubbies.Be<strong>in</strong>g a Grubby meant that you were assigned <strong>to</strong> amember <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Elite <strong>to</strong> act as her fuck<strong>in</strong>g serf <strong>in</strong>return for her men<strong>to</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g services.Men<strong>to</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g services <strong>in</strong>cluded drap<strong>in</strong>g us. Bydrap<strong>in</strong>g I mean turn<strong>in</strong>g us face down, arse upwardswhile <strong>the</strong>y dusted our bumbags. Our men<strong>to</strong>r was alsowaggishly known as our Personal Draper.I was assigned <strong>to</strong> be men<strong>to</strong>red by <strong>the</strong>monstrous be-yotch Katie Beck, while she was still an<strong>in</strong>mate at <strong>the</strong> facility.Now let’s get someth<strong>in</strong>g straight, Katie Beckwas a hard-core crim<strong>in</strong>al and well-known <strong>to</strong> havebeen <strong>the</strong> first female senior vice-president <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>Confederacy <strong>of</strong> Yo<strong>of</strong>s. How she managed <strong>to</strong> f<strong>in</strong>agleher way <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> be<strong>in</strong>g charged under <strong>the</strong> Anti-Ladettelaws <strong>in</strong>stead <strong>of</strong> be<strong>in</strong>g carted <strong>of</strong>f wear<strong>in</strong>g a ball and

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