A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown NixonMy chums josh me about my passion forclobber but anybody who tries out well craftedclobber is an instant convert.My chum Deborah Morton has always beensomething of a hobo. Even when she was famous andalways in the newspapers she always hid underbaseball caps, over-sized leather jackets and sweatpants.The only thing that she ever seemed to spendany money on was cowboy boots, of which she hasan extensive collection.At Woodys she was amongst the most clobberchallenged gals in the unit and took numerousunnecessary excursions over Katie Becks lap to haveher rump roasted with a leather soled slipper forclobber abuse. I put it down to that cheap cataloguecrap she insists on buying. It is a shame reallybecause she is a pretty little thing and I alwaysthought that she would brush up nicely.When Deborah was promoted to Deputy RedshirtI decided that it was time to take her in hand. Iflew my clobber consultant out to Ibiza, where wewere all spending furlough, and had Debs measuredup for tailored clobber. She made a terrible fuss aboutthe expense. It is not that she is a tight-wad but sheis squirreling away every penny to support herself andher team when she returns to the tennis circuit nextyear. I reassured her that my father had generouslyapproved the ‘Morton Makeover’ budget. She finallyrather poutily succumbed and now she is a convert tomy style of radical chic. This is fortunate becauseshe’s back in the news these days and is perceived asan icon for the zeitgeist of Whops and Clobber and it