A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

29Now I have absolutely no problem with Yvonnereferring to me as Ma’am, in fact I insist upon it.Yvonne and Janet spent seven years asinmates of the facility and are loathsome and odiouscretins. During the dark days of Operation ScorchedArse they served in Elite and were the principal’s ofthe heinous Secret Sorority of Serial Spankers. Withthe sponsorship of Patty Hodge and Katie theirassignment was to make life miserable for theinmates and cut as many pairs of bumbags to tattersas humanly possible.They both caned me a time or two and I canassure you that they made it an even moredisagreeable experience than usual.After their release from Woodys theyapparently returned to their roots and threw theirbumbags back in the ring with the Confederacy ofYoofs. Somewhere along the way the thought itwould be a wizard wheeze to go into the kidnappingbusiness.Fortunately the Yoofs enlisted the assistance ofa bunch of incompetent Scouser’s and it all wentpear-shaped in a heartbeat. Yvonne and Janet werecaptured and returned to the Unit for theirparticipation in this fiasco.Now the once mighty Commandants of the SSare reduced to the role of permanent grubbies. Theyare responsible for maintenance and cleaning of thefacility and each day they are also required to providerelief grubbing support on the Elite landing.By and large the inmates are not a vindictivebunch but it would be impossible not to harbor some