A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

21Early in the piece I was mooching about herstudy grubbing and overheard her gabbing with hersycophantic confidantes. She was boasting that sheintended to thrash every inmate at the facility withinher first hundred days of office. According to therecord books she achieved this in half the time.Katie and I fought constantly. She is muchbigger than me but she is a vile bully and basically acoward. On several occasions I managed to scratchher face leaving her to try and explain herdisfigurement to Ms Lawton.She in turn responded by habitually yankingdown my bumbags and spanking me relentlessly. Thiswas strictly against the protocols but it did earn methe nickname of Nixdown Nixon.I could have appealed but any such applicationhad to be filed with Patricia Hodge, the Deputy GrandDame. Patty is another vile and odious specimen and,of course, she was Katie’s personal sponsor andmentor. With that avenue closed to me I continuedwith my shin-kicking strategy.Now that I am in the Elite I have my owngrubby. I was assigned a fabulous young lady calledFrancesca Reese. Frankie was an independent actressbefore she fell foul of the Dark Agents. She is bestknown for her on-screen delivery of Lady Macbeth’ssleepwalking soliloquy while as naked as a jay-bird.She has been an occasional bone of contentionbetween me and Penny Ann, who rather distrustfullysuspects that I have my eye on my grubby. Thisunderstandable as Frankie is something to behold