Chapter 3 30much obliged,' continued the unabashed visitor as he tripped over the door-mat.'She is about sixty, born in Nova Zembla, married just forty years ago today, and has eleven daughters.Anything else, sir?' And Ted's sober face was such a funny contrast to his ridiculous reply that the reporterowned himself routed, and retired laughing just as a lady followed by three beaming girls came up the steps.'We are all the way from Oshkosh, and couldn't go home without seein' dear Aunt Jo. My girls just admire herworks, and lot on gettin' a sight of her. I know it's early; but we are goin' to see Holmes and Longfeller, andthe rest of the cele<strong>br</strong>ities, so we ran out here fust thing. Mrs Erastus Kingsbury Parmalee, of Oshkosh, tell her.We don't mind waitin'; we can look round a spell if she ain't ready to see folks yet.'All this was uttered with such rapidity that Ted could only stand gazing at the buxom damsels, who fixed theirsix blue eyes upon him so beseechingly that his native gallantry made it impossible to deny them a civil replyat least.'Mrs Bhaer is not visible today--out just now, I believe; but you can see the house and grounds if you like,' hemurmured, falling back as the four pressed in gazing rapturously about them.'Oh, thank you! Sweet, pretty place I'm sure! That's where she writes, ain't it? Do tell me if that's her picture!Looks just as I imagined her!'With these remarks the ladies paused before a fine engraving of the Hon. Mrs Norton, with a pen in her handand a rapt expression of countenance, likewise a diadem and pearl necklace.Keeping his gravity with an effort, Teddy pointed to a very bad portrait of Mrs Jo, which hung behind thedoor, and afforded her much amusement, it was so dismal, in spite of a curious effect of light upon the end ofthe nose and cheeks as red as the chair she sat in.'This was taken for my mother; but it is not very good,' he said, enjoying the struggles of the girls not to lookdismayed at the sad difference between the real and the ideal. The youngest, aged twelve, could not concealher disappointment, and turned away, feeling as so many of us have felt when we discover that our idols arevery ordinary men and women.'I thought she'd be about sixteen and have her hair <strong>br</strong>aided in two tails down her back. I don't care aboutseeing her now,' said the honest child, walking off to the hall door, leaving her mother to apologize, and hersisters to declare that the bad portrait was 'perfectly lovely, so speaking and poetic, you know, 'specially aboutthe <strong>br</strong>ow'.'Come girls, we must be goin', if we want to get through today. You can leave your albums and have themsent when Mrs Bhaer has written a sentiment in 'em. We are a thousand times obliged. Give our best love toyour ma, and tell her we are so sorry not to see her.' Just as Mrs. Erastus Kingsbury Parmalee uttered thewords her eye fell upon a middle-aged woman in a large checked apron, with a handkerchief tied over herhead, busily dusting an end room which looked like a study.'One peep at her sanctum since she is out,' cried the enthusiastic lady, and swept across the hall with her flockbefore Teddy could warn his mother, whose retreat had been cut off by the artist in front, the reporter at theback of the house--for he hadn't gone and the ladies in the hall.'They've got her!' thought Teddy, in comical dismay. 'No use for her to play housemaid since they've seen theportrait.'Mrs Jo did her best, and being a good actress, would have escaped if the fatal picture had not betrayed her.
Chapter 3 31Mrs Parmalee paused at the desk, and regardless of the meerschaum that lay there, the man's slippers close by,and a pile of letters directed to 'Prof. F. Bhaer', she clasped her hands, exclaiming impressively: 'Girls, this isthe spot where she wrote those sweet, those moral tales which have thrilled us to the soul! Could I--ah, could Itake one morsel of paper, an old pen, a postage stamp even, as a memento of this gifted woman?''Yes'm, help yourselves,' replied the maid, moving away with a glance at the boy, whose eyes were now fullof merriment he could not suppress.The oldest girl saw it, guessed the truth, and a quick look at the woman in the apron confirmed her suspicion.Touching her mother, she whispered: 'Ma, it's Mrs Bhaer herself. I know it is.''No? yes? it is! Well, I do declare, how nice that is!' And hastily pursuing the unhappy woman, who wasmaking for the door, Mrs Parmalee cried eagerly:'Don't mind us! I know you're busy, but just let me take your hand and then we'll go.'Giving herself up for lost, Mrs Jo turned and presented her hand like a tea-tray, submitting to have it heartilyshaken, as the matron said, with somewhat alarming hospitality:'If ever you come to Oshkosh, your feet won't be allowed to touch the pavement; for you'll be borne in thearms of the populace, we shall be so dreadful glad to see you.'Mentally resolving never to visit that effusive town, Jo responded as cordially as she could; and havingwritten her name in the albums, provided each visitor with a memento, and kissed them all round, they at lastdeparted, to call on 'Longfeller, Holmes, and the rest'--who were all out, it is devoutly to be hoped.'You villain, why didn't you give me a chance to whip away? Oh, my dear, what fibs you told that man! I hopewe shall be forgiven our sins in this line, but I don't know what is to become of us if we don't dodge. So manyagainst one isn't fair play.' And Mrs Jo hung up her apron in the hall closet, with a groan at the trials of her lot.'More people coming up the avenue! Better dodge while the coast is clear! I'll head them off!' cried Teddy,looking back from the steps, as he was departing to school.Mrs Jo flew upstairs, and having locked her door, calmly viewed a young ladies' seminary camp on the lawn,and being denied the house, proceed to enjoy themselves by picking the flowers, doing up their hair, eatinglunch, and freely expressing their opinion of the place and its possessors before they went.A few hours of quiet followed, and she was just settling down to a long afternoon of hard work, when Robcame home to tell her that the Young Men's Christian Union would visit the college, and two or three of thefellows whom she knew wanted to pay their respects to her on the way.'It is going to rain, so they won't come, I dare say; but father thought you'd like to be ready, in case they docall. You always see the boys, you know, though you harden your heart to the poor girls,' said Rob, who hadheard from his <strong>br</strong>other about the morning visitations.'<strong>Boys</strong> don't gush, so I can stand it. The last time I let in a party of girls one fell into my arms and said,"Darling, love me!" I wanted to shake her,' answered Mrs Jo, wiping her pen with energy.'You may be sure the fellows won't do it, but they will want autographs, so you'd better be prepared with afew dozen,' said Rob, laying out a quire of notepaper, being a hospitable youth and sympathizing with thosewho admired his mother.
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