Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

COONTY COONCILSstooffgans awaah te eead quarters be specialtraan, te be mixed an meead, d' yer see?An ther've a greeat kitchen at eeadquarters, belt wi green granite, an flaggedwi marble, an staaned glass windies; an acopper cookin raange, at's polished twicea daah wi electricity,seeah ther tell me.An there's a eead cook, Ah 'ink thercall im Chef, wiv a silver appron an agoold cap, an a aafcroon cigar iv is mooth,at getstwo thoosan poonnd a year,an foweroonderd extry for champaane.An ee tellsis assistant, te tell is assistant, te tell isassistant, te tell t' scoollerymaad te leet t'fire,an put t'platinum pot on,at there's atepuddinboil. An sher es te send t' eerandlad te t' billiard room te tell em when t'watter boils.An when t' watter boils t' scoollery maadgans oot on te t' street te finnd t' eerand lad,an sends im off te tell t' office te tellboyt' eead clerk te tell t'deperty oonder cook95