Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

A DEEASMENT O' CAWADlook yer,Ah ad te tak odden t' wallcoommin back, or Ah soodd a toommledme lengthi' t' yard. An when Ah gat backte t' oose wer sent for t' doctor. An Ahtelled im. An ee says,"It's a woonder yearen't laird 'i t'yard yit, yeowt to be i'bed. Thoo's gettent'influenzy," ee says.See Ah sent for me nevvyte coomman luke efter meh a bit, an ee coommed.Ah nivver thowt Ah soodd a gettent'influenzy.Ah thowt Ah was ower oard tetak smit. Bud awivver Ah warnt. Ahthowt 'twas nowt bud a deeasment o'cawad.Ah 'ink cawads is t'beginnin o'ommost all diseeases, yer knaw. It was acawad at started Mrs. Boomuck te bebadly, afoor sher deed. Sher gat a realsolid deeasment o' cawad, an it fair stagnaateder ooal system.