Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

'ENNYTher a queer thingis a 'en. Oor Vicarwanted te buy yan o' mah missis yar daah,bud sher"says, Naah, An weeant sell,bud Ah'll swapp yer one." Seeah therswapped 'ens, an mah missis gata blackun an gav im anoother. An sher seed at t'bod sher'd getten wanted te sitivver sher gatityam,as seean asbud sher didn't wantt' en sittin joost then, d' yer see? Eggswas a good price, an it was ower cawadweather, an what noott. Awivver sherad soomm eggsiv a basskit oonder t' kitchenteeable, it was a Wensdah afterneean, ansher ad em all readyfettled for t' carrierte tak te t' market i' t' mornin. Sher adsoomm wot caff amang em i' t' basskit, ant'basskit were aboot full.Well if this ere black en didn't get ersenset on that there basskit o'eggsi' t'kitchen! An sher set on em all t' neet, anneeabody nivver knawed sher were there.An when t' carrier called i' t' mornin ee125