Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

MISFOTTENSWeel, yer knaw, that were nobbut t'beginnino' that there lass troobble. Sherused te drop a pitcher whenivver sher seeda nice lukin yoong man coommin along t'street efter that. An iv a week or a fotnithsher'd brokken varrynear all t' pitchersthere was i' t' toon.It allus is seeah varry near, misfottensnivver dis coomm single.Whah t' oother daah Mary Lickabywere tellin me aboot soomm mis'aps at adappenedtiv urr t' Moondah afoor t' lasst.Ah couldn't elpbud laff when sher telledmeh; bud Ah darn't let er see at Ah werelaffin, sher wad o* bin ranty;Ah said menooase kittled.Dis tha knaw Mary?Sher's middlin foright, bud thin, yer knaw, despert thin ;anwhen sher weears a cooarse appron sherAnlukes like a stackprod iv a taaty bag.sher es black air, fair shiny, an sher weearsyan o' them sooart o' pig52nets all ower it.