Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

ME FAATHER: TROOSIESAn Ah puts er doon at t'^boddomwatter. An Ah sends oor Arryo' t'doon t' beckte flaah soomm mennits ooppte me, d' yersee? An when a school o' mennits coommsby, Ah lifts t' stick oopp sharp, bud Ahmissed em, an ther went jettinawaa ooppt'beck. An Ah tells oor Robert te ton em;an ee swaaled a steean at em, an doon thercom ageean, an Ah catches fower on em.An Ah shoots te Arry te coomm an giveem inti t' bottle. An eeuz a and te gerswaals t'parcil across t' beck te Robert,d' yer see? An t' daft lahtle youthie disn'tcatch er, an, bon! sher toommles fair inti t'watter, an ee dursent get er oot.Awivver, me an oor Arry getst' mennitsinti t'bottle, an then Ah taks me landin'net an Ah fishes t'itwar wet!An Ah gives Bob isparcil oot. An, by Lad!anketcher back, anAh putst' stick throofft' band o' t' parcil,bottlean Ah ooggsit mesen. An wer putt'80