Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

COONTY COONCILSBud soomtahmes, o' cooarse, things'llwurrk t'oother waah roond. T" pooblic, atsadly wants a goodbit o' plaan an wholesomecurran breead, '11 be fooast tc paahfor an swaller a greeat soahvin ornamentalweddin ceeak. There was sike a caase asthat at a lahtle spot called Ventpeg yance.There was aboot fahve an twenty bairns tefeed at t' skeeal. An them at ad t' owerseeton em ad agreed amang thersens te provideem, oot o' ther oahn pockits, wiv a nicebit o' rooast beef an taaties, an all at therwanted te mak a real good dinner.An ther were gahin te get aneeaf tesarve fifty bairns, see as te be shure ther'dall get plenty.Bud ther ad te get leeave fre t' Goovermentan fre t'Coonty Cooncil, afoor thercould dee owt. An t' Gooverment an t'CoontyCooncil ad te luke ower t' bill o'fare, an pass it, d* yer see?An when t'Coonty Cooncil coomm te