Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

COONTY COONCILSprovide for two oonderd an fifty;better for t' caaterers. An be angedte rooastit'll bebeef an taaties! there'll etti be a sevencooarse dinner. An then wer sail a t' fishmoonger,an t' poolterer an t' grosser, ant' butcher, an't fruiterer, an t' wine merchantte reckon wiv at efter, an wer sailev a job te givete ommast all wer friends."An yano' t' members o' t' committeewarnt there when ther sattled aboot it.An when ee gat te knaw ee were ranty.An ee says," What's Ah te get oot o' t'job then? "An ther said, ther'd clean forgettenaboot im, bud ther adn't putten onnycigars doon, an ee could ev t' orderin o'them. Is faather-in-law were a tobacconist,d' yer see?" Ohr, bud," soombody says," Thernobbut bairns, an ther decant smook!" Budt' rist on em says,"Be angedte that!That's nowt te deeah wiv it. It maks ne100