Goodies in Yorkshire Dialect - Freepages

GOODIESin at t'ageean. An sher put t' doer kayboddom, yer knaw, becos it ud be t' fosstthing sher'd want oot; ther a straangecontrairy thing is a woman; an then sherput er anketcher in, an then t' rist o' t'things. Awivver sher gatem all rammledin a deal sharper an Ah could o' reckonedon.An then sher leeaned back i' t' seeat teev a rist,an Ah's think sher wanted yan,sher were varry near tewed te deeath. AnAh thowt sher'd deean wiv er oard pockitfor yar sarvice awivver.text,Bud joost as t' isparson began sarmon anad gin oot t't' woman wanted er anketcher,an sher ad te gan tiv er pockitageean. An sher gat odden t' anketcher bet' coorner an raave it oot. An t' thimmlecom oot wiv it, d'yer see? An t' thimmlerattled doon onti t'seeat, d'yer see? An, byLad! there was a goody toommled oot o't* thimmle!5