PASCAL Platinum 7th Edition

DramaTask: Write a sketch using the word “Praying” as title. In your sketch you should include two people and yourdialogue should be funny. One of your characters should be a grandmother and the other a grandfather. Thefunniest part should be the ending.(An elderly couple is sitting out in their back yard saying grace before they eat when a strange noise interruptsthem)Grandfather (Mark): What’s that?Grandmother (Sue): Whatever do you mean, dear?Mark: It sounds like a cricket…Sue: Just ignore it.(They begin eating when a little green thing which looks like a twig lands on the table-top)Mark: Oh my God! What is that?!Sue: It’s a praying Mantis, it shows up when you pray, it means God has heard you.Mark: That’s just stupid. Where did you hear that?Sue: I read it, online….Mark: Ugh… Sue, I told you that the interwebz is full of non-sense. I could swear that from the moment ourgrandson taught us to go on-line, you spend too much time on the computer and less time praising the Lord! Ifyou keep this up, God might forget about us.Sue: Now you’re just being silly…Mark: Promise me that you won’t spend too much time on the interwebz.Sue: It’s called the internet.Mark: I don’t care! PROMISE! (Bangs hand on table, killing the praying mantis)Sue: OH NO! It’s a sin to kill those! They are sacred!Mark: Oh God, forgive me! Let’s pray for its soul!(They start praying when another mantis lands on the table)Sue: I told you…Elena Petridou, 2B“Praying”Write a sketch using the word ‘’Praying’’ as the title. In your sketch you should include two people and yourdialogue should be funny. One of your characters should be a mother and the other should be a grandfather.The funniest part should be the ending.Grandmother: Why? Why, God? He was so kind and I will miss him so much! He was my man! Oh Lord! Ipromise that if you make a miracle I will pray to you every day!Grandfather: Oh! No! Maria please don’t! The only reason why I woke up from my grave was to shout at youmadam! You are the one that drove me to death with your moaning and always arguing! You are a fat oldwoman!Grandmother: Ohh! Lord takes me now!Grandfather: Why? Do you want to come with me? Please don’t! I’ll have a much better time up there withoutyou!Grandmother: Really? Who will wash and clean for you?Grandfather: Well, of course not you! You didn’t even do that when I was around you ugly miserable granny!Grandmother: OK! That’s enough! Go back to your grave and I shall be better on without you!Grandfather: Maria! Maria! What has happened to you!? Stop and get up from the floor! Are praying orsleeping?? Oh! Are you dead?Grandmother: Shut up old man! I was praying to God? I mean…. Actually I wished you were dead!!Grandfather: Are you kidding me? Are my hearing aids blocked or what?!Grandmother: No, Honey! I wish you were dead so I could live my love with you brother! Sorry baby! Iimagined you woke up and put me down!Grandfather: Well, that is it. I am no longer your sugar-sugar!!! It is better for us to break up! I will be closedinto my world with my only company to be Facebook!Grandmother: As you wish! That is my pray!Georgia Georgiades 2BPASCAL Platinum 7th Edition 17