Bounce Magazine February 2016
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FEBRUARY <strong>2016</strong> | ISSUE #40 | PETS<br />
Archie’s<br />
Adventures<br />
LOOKING FOR LOVE…<br />
Ahhh Valentines is upon us once<br />
again. A night of love, romance,<br />
spending way too much on<br />
restaurants.<br />
To me, valentines night is one of my most feared,<br />
most stressful and definitely the most hated night of<br />
the year, usually as I have to watch everyone else get<br />
bloomin’ romantic. So after all this observin’ I feel<br />
like a guru now and want to give you my top tips.<br />
1. Book the meal in advance! If you don’t your<br />
romantic meal may involve a Big Mac and fries (or in<br />
dog terms think Lady and the Tramp). If you do end<br />
up at maccy D’s - ask nicely they may have a candle<br />
they could put on the table for you, I still don’t<br />
think your date will be happy about it though. Uff.<br />
course your words are already being slurred by<br />
dessert you’re nearly done. This is generally done<br />
by old married couples who are drinking to hide the<br />
fact that after 10 years of marriage they can’t stand<br />
each other, but on the upside they get to enjoy<br />
dessert twice as it comes back, normally just before<br />
bed.<br />
4. Don’t be to OTT – Be mindful of others like moi, I<br />
know you have your own unique way of trying each<br />
others food, no one needs to see that, I do not share<br />
my food!<br />
Happy V Day! Find me on Twitter @bouncearchie.<br />
2. If it’s a first date… Good luck, a massively highrisk<br />
maneuver taking someone out on Valentines<br />
night as a first date. You’d better make sure you<br />
know the person well otherwise who knows where<br />
you may end up.<br />
3. Watch the boozin’ - Ordering their aperitif before<br />
you even reach the table is a bad sign. By main<br />
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