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Cosmopolitan - November 2016 UK

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B E C A U S E L I F E ’ S A L L A B O U T T H E 5 - 9<br />

WOULD YOU NIBBLE ON THIS?<br />

It’s not just mere mortals who have the constant<br />

pressure to look good. It turns out fruit and vegetables<br />

suffer the same aesthetic pressures, too. Nowadays if<br />

a tomato isn’t as pert and round as a Kardashian’s rear,<br />

a carrot as long and slender as a supermodel or an<br />

aubergine falls short of the requisite number of inches,<br />

they don’t make it to shop shelves. And that’s a big<br />

problem for everyone – with almost a third of the<br />

world’s food currently going to waste. But change is<br />

afoot. Supermarkets including Tesco, Aldi, Asda and<br />

Co-op are now selling wonky-veg boxes – basically<br />

aesthetically challenged fruit and veg at very handsome<br />

prices – while the #uglyfood movement has spawned<br />

thousands of hilarious Instagram images of contorted<br />

peppers, squat sweet potatoes and indecent-looking<br />

apples. So now your meat and two veg might not look<br />

so hot, but it will taste just the same…<br />

WORDS AMY GRIER. PHOTOGRAPH PATRICE DE VILLIERS/MARCELLWW.COM/PARIS/INTERMARCHE<br />

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