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AS CONFESSED TO JOSIE COPSON. PHOTOGRAPHS ANTONIO PETRONZIO. HAIR AND<br />
MAKE-UP EMILY JANE WILLIAMS. WITH THANKS TO THE HOXTON (THEHOXTON.COM)<br />
A GOOD<br />
My now-exboyfriend<br />
and<br />
BANG<br />
I got a little too<br />
aggressive during<br />
a play fight on my<br />
bed. The wooden<br />
slats split right down<br />
the middle and, because<br />
I was living at home,<br />
we had to go downstairs<br />
and tell my mum<br />
what had happened.<br />
She didn’t believe it<br />
was done in such an<br />
innocent way. It still<br />
makes me go red when<br />
I think about it.<br />
IZZY, 21, MAKE-UP<br />
ARTIST, WORCESTER<br />
FELINE FRIGHT<br />
I had to take my cat to the vet. Medical<br />
situations make me nervous, so<br />
when a very attractive male vet put<br />
a thermometer up her bum, I passed<br />
out. When I came round, he was<br />
hovering over me with a look of sheer<br />
panic. Humans were not his speciality.<br />
SARAH, 28, CAR SALES<br />
MANAGER, PETERBOROUGH<br />
SOAK IT UP I RECENTLY WENT SWIMMING WITH SOME FRIENDS. ONCE OUT AND DRESSED,<br />
I CLOCKED A REALLY ATTRACTIVE GUY IN THE DEEP END. WE LOCKED EYES AND HE<br />
SMILED, SO I STRUTTED PAST FEELING CONFIDENT – UNTIL I TRIPPED, THREW MY HANDS<br />
OUT TO SAVE MYSELF AND HIT THE PUSH BUTTON ON THE SHOWERS. I GOT DRENCHED.<br />
DIANA, 33, TEACHER, BIRMINGHAM<br />
PUMP IT UP<br />
I was having a sleepover<br />
with a guy I’d recently<br />
started seeing. In the<br />
middle of the night,<br />
I awoke to a loud noise…<br />
my own fart. The trump<br />
woke him up, too. Not<br />
quite the sexy first night<br />
together that I’d hoped for.<br />
ODA, 35, CHARTERED<br />
SURVEYOR, LONDON<br />
COSMOPOLITAN · 27
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