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WORDS CATRIONA HARVEY-JENNER, FARRAH STORR. PHOTOGRAPHS CAMERA PRESS/<br />

FRANK P WERTENBERG, GETTY IMAGES, IMAXTREE, DCSC STUDIO<br />

BURBERRY A/W 16<br />

A ‘junior suite’ at<br />

The View Lugano.<br />

Yeah, it’ll do<br />

that sits in the mountains like a<br />

buddha on the hill. It’s pricey, yes, but<br />

justified. There are no ‘standard room’<br />

options, only suites and a junior suite<br />

will be bigger than most people’s flats.<br />

There are Jo Malone products on the<br />

shelves, a roll-top bath in the bedroom,<br />

and a balcony with views of the<br />

glittering lake below. The hotel was<br />

designed with a nod and wink to the<br />

interiors of a yacht. For those of you<br />

unfamiliar with the interiors of a<br />

super-yacht (yep, us too), that means<br />

butlers for every room, sexy wooden<br />

interiors and a bar and restaurant that<br />

comes with a nice man who tinkles on<br />

the piano. Oh, and did we mention<br />

every room comes with its own Smart<br />

car? So it would be a crime not to<br />

explore. Italy is a 30-minute drive away,<br />

while to the north is one of the world’s<br />

biggest dams (as seen in James Bond’s<br />

GoldenEye), which, should you feel so<br />

inclined, you can throw yourself off.<br />

YOLO and everything...<br />

✱ Do it! The View Lugano, from<br />

around £545 per Junior Suite per night<br />

(Theviewlugano.com). Swissair flies from<br />

London to Lugano, from £67 one-way.<br />

SAN FRANCISCO<br />

PREMIUM OUTLET<br />

San Francisco<br />

Otherwise known as:<br />

‘The Disneyland of Outlets’.<br />

Who’s there? Anyone who’s anyone,<br />

all housed in a theme-park-style<br />

arena. But its major discounts are<br />

from US brands: J Crew; Michael<br />

Kors; Gap; Barneys Warehouse<br />

(America’s answer to Selfridges).<br />

So, what are the discounts like? We’re<br />

talking 25% to 65% off everything.<br />

But join the outlet’s VIP club online<br />

pre-trip and you’ll get dozens more<br />

discounts. Or scout out a ‘Savings<br />

Passport’ which will score you extra<br />

dollah off. (Tour operators often<br />

give these out free to international<br />

customers, or buy one there for $5.)<br />

Did we buy? Sure did – a Calvin Klein<br />

handbag. The initial outlet retail<br />

price was $139 (£105), but we got it<br />

for $51 plus tax – that’s around £40.<br />

The Calvin Klein store had a special<br />

sale (they’re nearly always on, by the<br />

way), which gave 40% off the outlet<br />

price, plus a further 40% off that.<br />

Make a holiday of it: You’ve got choices<br />

here. It’s a 40-minute drive from San<br />

Jose (Silicon Valley territory) or San<br />

Francisco. We chose San Jose, mainly<br />

because we wanted to see people<br />

walking around in Google Glasses and<br />

paying for coffee with Bitcoin. Head<br />

to Coupa Café where you’ll see both,<br />

as well as get to rub shoulders with<br />

the techerati. Once you’re done<br />

earwigging conversations about<br />

megabytes, hire a car and take a road<br />

trip to food and wine hub Napa Valley.<br />

Where are we staying, then? The San<br />

Jose Marriott is reasonable, stylish<br />

and within walking distance of pretty<br />

much everything you’ll want to see.<br />

✱ Do it! San Jose Marriott, from £131<br />

per room per night (Marriott.co.uk);<br />

British Airways Holidays has seven days<br />

from £599 per person, including flights<br />

and vintage car hire (Ba.com/car);<br />

Visitcalifornia.co.uk.<br />

Welcome to<br />

Bargain Town<br />

Lake Lugano: feel<br />

56% healthier by<br />

just looking at it<br />

MICHAEL KORS A/W 16<br />

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