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Sheep magazine archive 1: issues 3-9

Lefty online magazine, issue 3: October 2015 to issue 9: April 2016

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She worked at a cash and carry, where, once a month, she and<br />

her fellow workers could purchase the unsellable tins at a cut price.<br />

Generally you could tell what the contents were by giving the tins a<br />

shake, but occasionally what looked like a tin of beans turned out to<br />

be peaches. I think this accounted for most of Dads bizarre culinary<br />

experiments he knocked up and tested on us while he was out of work.<br />

It was all so easy then, I was a prince in my neighbourhood, a criminal<br />

mastermind, a leader of men, a wooer of women, entrepreneur and<br />

provider. Every moment was an adventure, even opening a tin can.<br />

When did it all change?<br />

31<br />

EASTER 2016

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