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funnies<br />
The Joke’s on Us!<br />
So go ahead and laugh already—hey, it’s good for you!<br />
Q: WHY DID THE<br />
FROG TAKE THE BUS<br />
TO WORK TODAY?<br />
A: HIS CAR GOT<br />
TOAD AWAY.<br />
A piece of broccoli<br />
and a carrot are talking<br />
when they get<br />
into a heated discussion.<br />
“How do you<br />
know carrots are<br />
good for your eyes?”<br />
the carrot asks the<br />
broccoli.<br />
“I’ve never<br />
seen a rabbit wearing<br />
glasses…” replies<br />
the broccoli.<br />
“Listen,” said the<br />
CEO to a young<br />
executive at his<br />
company as he<br />
was standing by a<br />
machine. “This is a<br />
very sensitive and<br />
important document,<br />
and my secretary is<br />
gone for the night.<br />
Can you make this<br />
thing work?”<br />
“Yes sir,”<br />
replied the executive<br />
as he turned<br />
the machine on,<br />
inserted the paper<br />
and pressed the start<br />
button.”<br />
“Excellent!”<br />
said the CEO as his<br />
paper disappeared<br />
inside the machine,<br />
slowly shredding. “I<br />
just need one copy.”<br />
A college professor was handing out his final exam. “You must<br />
turn your paper in before 2 p.m. I won’t take it a second later”<br />
By 2 p.m., almost all of the students turned their papers in<br />
and the professor began to walk to his office.<br />
One last student jumped up and ran after the professor.<br />
“I’m sorry, I’m a few seconds late. Please take my paper!”<br />
“No, I made myself very clear,” the professor said.<br />
“Do you know who I am?” asked the student.<br />
Just as the professor replied “no,” the student grabbed the<br />
stack of papers, put his in the middle and ran off.<br />
04/19 <strong>Scottsdale</strong><strong>Health</strong> 45
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